Ho Ho Ho! Santa’s Favorite Christmas Jokes – Guaranteed Giggles This Season! (Part 3)
Ready to end the year with a belly laugh? Santa’s final round of Christmas jokes will have you howling with joy! 🎅 #Jokes #Humor #ChristmasJokes #SantaJokes
ST. PAUL, MN – The countdown to Christmas is almost over, but don’t worry—Santa’s not done delivering the laughs just yet! This is the grand finale of his favorite Christmas jokes, and trust us, he’s saved the best for last. Prepare to laugh till your belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly as we unwrap the final batch of jokes that’ll keep the festive spirit alive well into the new year.
Editor’s Note: Jack and Kitty were lucky enough to catch up with Santa himself in an exclusive interview, and guess what? He shared his all-time favorite Christmas jokes just for you! This is the third installment of a three-part series.
Santa’s Favorite Christmas Jokes
What do you call a Christmas tree after Santa leaves presents under it? A giving tree.
What is Santa’s favorite reality show? Prancing with the Stars.
Why didn’t the new reindeer work out? She kept stopping for Rudolph’s red nose.
What do you call Santa’s helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
Why did the elf steal toys? He was elfish.
What is Santa’s favorite old rock song? “Santa Gadda Da Vida.”
Why didn’t Mrs. Claus believe Santa’s excuse for being late? It was in-clausible.
Where do Santa’s elves train for the Olympics? The north pool.
What happened when Santa spilled ink on his outfit? He had a blue Christmas.
Why doesn’t Rudolph play poker? His nose lights up when he has a good hand.
How do you get a reindeer’s attention? Jingle bells.
What did they call St. Nick when he was a newborn? Santa baby.
How did Mrs. Claus get the spice cookies off the cookie sheet? Gingerly.
What is Rudolph’s favorite holiday movie? Fly Hard.
Which reindeer is the most romantic? Cupid.
Where does Mrs. Claus go when she needs to relax? Santa spas.
Which reindeer studied astronomy? Comet.
What was Santa doing in the backyard on Christmas Eve? Hollying the deck.
What do you call it when you spend the holidays at home drinking in front of the fire? A wine Christmas.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year—With Plenty of Laughs!
That’s a wrap on Santa’s holiday comedy series! We hope these jokes added extra joy to your season. Remember, the best gift you can give is a good laugh, so keep spreading the cheer throughout the year! Have a favorite joke of your own? Share it with us in the comments!
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