15+ Hilarious Jokes About Cats and Kittens! Clean and Funny for All Ages!
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Winona, Minnesota – If you know us, you know we love to share the fun side of life, and what’s more fun than cats and kittens? đą So, grab your sense of humor, because we’ve rounded up 15+ clean and funny jokes about our feline friends that are purr-fect for all ages. Get ready to chuckle your way through this cat-tastic adventure! đ¸
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
They wanted to make some mewsic!
What do you call a fluffy male cat asleep on sofa?
Himalayan.
What did the alien say to the cat?
âTake me to your litter.â
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What’s a cat’s favorite TV show?
Claw and Order.
What’s a cat’s favorite cereal?
Mice Krispies.
What color do kittens love the most?
Purrple.
Why cats are afraid of trees?
Because of their bark!
Why was the cat so small?
Because it only ate condensed milk!
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What do you call a cat that loves bowling?
An alley cat.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kitten. Kitten, who?
Quit kitten around and open the door.
When a cat doesn’t want to say goodbye, what do they say instead?
“See ya litter!”
Why don’t you want to play Monopoly with a cat?
They tend to be cheetahs.
What song do kittens always request at dances?
“Mice Mice Baby.”
What does the cat say after making a joke?
“Just kitten!”
A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says, âWhatâll you have?â The cat says, âA shot of whiskey.â The bartender pours the cat his drink. Slowly, the cat pushes the shot off the barâŚimmediately demanding: âANOTHER!!â
