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Get Ready to LOL at These Brrr-illiant Jokes About Winter

Join us in a frosty giggle-fest as we share some side-splitting winter humor in our latest blog post. You’ll love these jokes about winter! ❄️😂 #WinterLaughs #WinterHumor #LaughOutLoud

Winona, Minnesota – Winter is upon us, and you know what that means – it’s time to embrace the chilly vibes with a hearty laugh. We’ve scoured the snowy landscapes of the Midwest and beyond to bring you a collection of brrr-illiant winter jokes that will have you chuckling in no time. So grab your hot cocoa, cozy up by the fire, and get ready to LOL at these frosty-funny gems! ❄️😂

Jokes About Winter

What do snowmen get at a Mexican restaurant?
Brrrr-itos.

Why did the husband pour warm water on his computer?
He had asked his wife what to do if windows froze.

What did the tree say after a long winter?
What a re-leaf!

How can you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!

Why is the slippery ice like music?
If you don’t C sharp – you’ll B flat!

Why didn’t the whistleblower go outside during the winter?
He was Snowden.

What do you call a snowman’s temper tantrum?
A meltdown.

What does a Starbucks employee’s job title change to in winter?
A brrrr-ista!

What do you call a snowman that plays piano?
Meltin’ John.

Which side of a polar bear has the most fur?
The outside.

Why did Dad stop using his loyalty card to scrape ice from his windshield?
He only got 10% off.

How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.

Why did Princess Elsa fall off her sled?
She let it go.

“Knock, knock!” “Who’s there?” “Snow.” “Snow who?”
“This weather is snow joke!”

What is a snowman’s favorite drink?
Iced coffee.

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What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted flakes.

What sits on the bottom of the cold Arctic Ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.

Why was the snowman rummaging through the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.

Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk.

Why is it so cold on Christmas?
Because it’s in Decembrrrrrrrrrr!

What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball.

“Knock, knock!” “Who’s there?” “Snow.” “Snow who?”
“Snowbody home.”

What do you call a snowman in August?
A puddle.


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Why did Frosty go to the middle of the big lake?
Because snow man’s an island.

What kind of math do Snowy Owls do best?
Owlgebra.

What do you call a snowman with abs?
An abdominal snowman.

Where do snowmen put their money?
In snow banks.

What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backward through the snow together?
A receding hare line.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-man.

How do mountains stay warm in winter?
They put on their snowcaps.

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What do you call a ghost in the winter?
Casp-brrr.

What do you call a play or musical in the North Pole?
Snow business.

What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.

What did the wool hat say to the scarf?
You hang around while I go on ahead.

How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!

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