Name a Cockroach After Your Ex This Valentine’s Day!
Forget the chocolates this Valentine’s Day! Name a cockroach after your ex at the San Antonio Zoo for a truly unforgettable celebration. 😂💔 #ValentinesDay #Humor
Winona, Minnesota – Valentine’s Day is right around the corner, and not everyone is thrilled about celebrating with the usual romantic gestures. If you’re in the mood for something a little different this year, the San Antonio Zoo has got you covered with a unique fundraiser. Not in Texas? Don’t worry – us Midwesterners can even join in the fun online!
Instead of sending chocolates or flowers, why not name a cockroach, vegetable, or rat after your ex or someone who didn’t make the cut? It’s all in good fun, and the named critter will become a snack for one of the zoo’s animals.
For a small donation, you not only get to give a creature your ex’s name but also support the zoo. You’ll even get a special Valentine’s Day card from the zoo as a thank you.
Prices are pretty friendly on the wallet: $10 for a cockroach, $5 for a vegetable, and $25 for a rat.
And for those who really want to embrace the spirit of the event, there’s even a $15 poop-scented candle on sale, boasting the unique aroma of Timothy the hippo.
To join in, just head over to the zoo’s website, pick your revenge donation, and type in your ex’s name. It’s a cheeky way to celebrate and support wildlife conservation at the same time.
