The Ten Commandments of Living in the Midwest
Unlock the secrets to fitting in like a true Midwesterner with our hilariously accurate Ten Commandments of Living in the Midwest! Uff da, you won’t want to miss this! ππ½
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Quick Summary
Get ready to blend in like a local with our cheeky “Ten Commandments of Living in the Midwest.” πΎ
- Learn the Midwestern way with 10 fun “commandments.”
- Discover what to wear, say, and eat to fit right in.
- All you need to know about Midwest lifestyle, wrapped up in good humor. π
The Ten Commandments of Living in the Midwest
Moving to the Midwest? Buckle up, because you’re in for a treat! Here’s a fun and cheeky guide that’ll give you the lowdown on what it’s like to live in this unique region of the United States. ππ½
This isn’t your typical listβit’s the “Ten Commandments of Living in the Midwest.” Let’s dive in! π
1οΈβ£ Thou Shalt Always Be Humble
Bragging is out; humility is in. Let your delicious hotdish do the talking. Seriously, a good hotdish speaks volumes! π₯
2οΈβ£ Thou Shalt Honor Thy Flannel and Jeans
Meet the official Midwestern uniformβflannel and jeans. It’s not just comfy, it’s a lifestyle. ππ
3οΈβ£ Thou Shalt Celebrate All Four Seasons
Yep, you might experience all four seasons in just one day. Don’t like the weather? Just wait five minutes! β π¦οΈπ¨οΈ
4οΈβ£ Thou Shalt Embrace “Pop”
Forget calling it “soda.” It’s “pop” here. Say it wrong, and you might just get some side-eye. π
5οΈβ£ Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Tractor
Tractor envy is real, but remember, it’s not the size that matters. It’s how you plow. π
6οΈβ£ Thou Shalt Enjoy the Outdoors
From fishing to snowmobiling, being outdoorsy is almost a requirement. Don’t forget the mosquito repellent! π£βοΈ
7οΈβ£ Thou Shalt Say “Uff da”
Accidentally bump into someone? The proper response is “uff da,” not “sorry.” Use it liberally! π Wanna learn how to talk like a Minnesotan? We’ve got you covered!
8οΈβ£ Thou Shalt Worship Football
Whether it’s the Vikings, the Packers, or the local high school team, football is pretty much a religion here. π
9οΈβ£ Thou Shalt Always Wave
A little wave or head nod to passing strangers is Midwestern hospitality at its finest. π
π Thou Shalt Love Tater Tot Hotdish
If tater tot hotdish isn’t a staple in your diet, are you even a Midwesterner? This one’s non-negotiable. π₯
So there you have it! Whether you’re a newbie to the Midwest or an old-timer, these commandments should guide you well. Remember, these are all in good fun and should help you blend in like a local in no time. π
So, to all you newcomers, welcome to the Midwest! May your winters be mild, and your hotdishes be warm and cheesy. π€
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Show Notes: Links to Stuff We Talk About
Doo Wacka Doo – Marion McKay & His Orchestra
We want to thank a listener named Raquel for sending us a lovely comment about our episode on the history of Gennett Records of Richmond, Indiana. Her great-grandfather was Marion McKay… an artist that recorded for Gennett! This is a link to one of his most popular recordings. Thanks for listening and sharing your family connection to this story, Raquel!