The Ten Commandments of Living in the Midwest

Unlock the secrets to fitting in like a true Midwesterner with our hilariously accurate Ten Commandments of Living in the Midwest! Uff da, you won’t want to miss this! 😂🌽

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Quick Summary

Get ready to blend in like a local with our cheeky “Ten Commandments of Living in the Midwest.” 🌾

Learn the Midwestern way with 10 fun “commandments.”
Discover what to wear, say, and eat to fit right in.
All you need to know about Midwest lifestyle, wrapped up in good humor. 😄

The Ten Commandments of Living in the Midwest

Moving to the Midwest? Buckle up, because you’re in for a treat! Here’s a fun and cheeky guide that’ll give you the lowdown on what it’s like to live in this unique region of the United States. 😂🌽

This isn’t your typical list—it’s the “Ten Commandments of Living in the Midwest.” Let’s dive in! 🎉

1️⃣ Thou Shalt Always Be Humble

Bragging is out; humility is in. Let your delicious hotdish do the talking. Seriously, a good hotdish speaks volumes! 🥘

2️⃣ Thou Shalt Honor Thy Flannel and Jeans

Meet the official Midwestern uniform—flannel and jeans. It’s not just comfy, it’s a lifestyle. 👖👕

3️⃣ Thou Shalt Celebrate All Four Seasons

Yep, you might experience all four seasons in just one day. Don’t like the weather? Just wait five minutes! ⛅🌦️🌨️

4️⃣ Thou Shalt Embrace “Pop”

Forget calling it “soda.” It’s “pop” here. Say it wrong, and you might just get some side-eye. 😏

5️⃣ Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor’s Tractor

Tractor envy is real, but remember, it’s not the size that matters. It’s how you plow. 🚜

6️⃣ Thou Shalt Enjoy the Outdoors

From fishing to snowmobiling, being outdoorsy is almost a requirement. Don’t forget the mosquito repellent! 🎣❄️

7️⃣ Thou Shalt Say “Uff da”

Accidentally bump into someone? The proper response is “uff da,” not “sorry.” Use it liberally! 🙊 Wanna learn how to talk like a Minnesotan? We’ve got you covered!

8️⃣ Thou Shalt Worship Football

Whether it’s the Vikings, the Packers, or the local high school team, football is pretty much a religion here. 🏈

9️⃣ Thou Shalt Always Wave

A little wave or head nod to passing strangers is Midwestern hospitality at its finest. 👋

🔟 Thou Shalt Love Tater Tot Hotdish

If tater tot hotdish isn’t a staple in your diet, are you even a Midwesterner? This one’s non-negotiable. 🥔

So there you have it! Whether you’re a newbie to the Midwest or an old-timer, these commandments should guide you well. Remember, these are all in good fun and should help you blend in like a local in no time. 😄

So, to all you newcomers, welcome to the Midwest! May your winters be mild, and your hotdishes be warm and cheesy. 🤗

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Show Notes: Links to Stuff We Talk About

Doo Wacka Doo – Marion McKay & His Orchestra
We want to thank a listener named Raquel for sending us a lovely comment about our episode on the history of Gennett Records of Richmond, Indiana. Her great-grandfather was Marion McKay… an artist that recorded for Gennett! This is a link to one of his most popular recordings. Thanks for listening and sharing your family connection to this story, Raquel!