Funny Cat Jokes and Kitten Jokes Everyone Will Love (Clean & Family-Friendly)
Get ready for some purr-fect laughs. These clean jokes about cats and kittens are made for cat lovers of all ages. From playful kitten humor to classic cat jokes, this collection is packed with light, silly laughs you can share with family, friends, and fellow feline fans.
The Best Cat Jokes and Kitten Jokes
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
They wanted to make some mewsic!
What do you call a fluffy male cat asleep on sofa?
Himalayan.
What did the alien say to the cat?
“Take me to your litter.”
What’s a cat’s favorite TV show?
Claw and Order.
What’s a cat’s favorite cereal?
Mice Krispies.
What color do kittens love the most?
Purrple.
Why cats are afraid of trees?
Because of their bark!
Why was the cat so small?
Because it only ate condensed milk!
What do you call a cat that loves bowling?
An alley cat.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kitten. Kitten, who?
Quit kitten around and open the door.
When a cat doesn’t want to say goodbye, what do they say instead?
“See ya litter!”
Why don’t you want to play Monopoly with a cat?
They tend to be cheetahs.
What song do kittens always request at dances?
“Mice Mice Baby.”
What does the cat say after making a joke?
“Just kitten!”
A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says, “What’ll you have?” The cat says, “A shot of whiskey.” The bartender pours the cat his drink. Slowly, the cat pushes the shot off the bar…immediately demanding: “ANOTHER!!”
Why did the cat sit on the computer?
It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
Why did the kitten bring a ladder to the house?
It heard the snacks were on another level.
Keep the Purr-fect Laughs Going
Cats have a special talent for making us laugh, and these jokes are just the start. If these cat and kitten jokes made you smile, bookmark this page and share it with other cat lovers. There’s always room for more clean, family-friendly feline fun. If you loved these cat jokes and kitten jokes, explore our Family-Friendly Jokes, Dad Jokes, and Pun Jokes for laughs that everyone in the family will enjoy.
