Easy To Remember: Short Jokes That Will Make Your Whole Family LOL!
Get ready to LOL with this collection short jokes that you’ll never forget! Clean and wholesome for the whole family! đ #JokesForDays #EasyToRemember
Winona, Minnesota – Laughter is the best medicine, and what better way to get your daily dose than with a collection of short, easy-to-remember jokes? These witty one-liners and puns are perfect for sharing with friends, family, or even as a quick pick-me-up for yourself. Get ready to tickle your funny bone with these delightful and memorable jokes!
The BEST Short Jokes
What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce? A chicken sees a salad.
I try not to tell dad jokes. But when I do, he thinks theyâre funny.
Why do we tell actors to âbreak a legâ? Because every play has a cast.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? Thereâs no menu: You get what you deserve.
How does a vampire start a letter? âTomb it may concern âŠâ
Why do French people eat snails? They donât like fast food.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, âWhatâs the word on the street?â
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
Why did the strawberry cry? He found himself in a jam.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny.
My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.
Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players? They dribble all the time.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one!
What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey.
Where does Batman go to the bathroom? The batroom.
Whatâs small and red and has a rough voice? A hoarse radish!
Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because they are easy to see through.
Whatâs the best thing about Switzerland? I donât know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because he lost his filling.
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
What did 0 say to 8? âNice belt.â
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
What do you call an ant who fights crime? A vigilANTe!
What social events do spiders love to attend? Webbings.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why did it get so hot in the baseball stadium after the game? All the fans left.
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? Bison.
How do poets say hello? Hey, havenât we metaphor?
A bear walks into a bar and says, âGive me a whiskey and…cola.â âWhy the big pause?â asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. âIâm not sure; I was born with them.â
Why canât male ants sink? Theyâre buoy-ant.
RIP to boiling water. You will be mist.
How did the two cats end their fight? They hissed and made up.
How do you keep a bagel from getting away? Put lox on it.
What did one pickle say to the other? Dill with it.
Why canât you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always take things literally.
What do cows do on date night? Go to the moo-vies.
Why donât the circus lions eat the clowns? Because they taste funny!
Whatâs a catâs favorite dessert? A bowl full of mice-cream.
Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition? Because it was cultured.
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. Iâll go on a head.
What do you call a pony with a cough? A little horse.
What is fast, loud and crunchy? A rocket chip.
What type of sandals do frogs wear? Open-toad!
Why canât you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the âPâ is silent.
What did the cake say to the fork? You want a piece of me?
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today? His car got toad away.
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream.
What do you call a woman with one leg? Eileen.
How do you throw a space party? You planet.
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine? Give me my quarterback.
Why couldnât the leopard play hide-and-seek? Because he was always spotted.
Why do ducks have feathers on their tails? To cover their butt quacks.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck.
I invented a new word! âPlagiarism!â
Whatâs orange and sounds like a carrot? A parrot.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business!
Why did the M&M go to school? It wanted to be a Smartie.
âDid you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the âno-bellâ prize.â
Where are average things manufactured? The satisfactory.
Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw!
Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Why shouldnât you tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears.
Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties? Because they are such fungis.
How does Moses make tea? He brews.
Where does the sheep get his hair cut? The baa-baa shop!
Why did the chicken go to the séance? To get to the other side.
What do cows say when they hear a bad joke? âI am not amoosed.â
How does the ocean say hi? It waves!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked at me surprised.
I hate Russian dolls. Theyâre so full of themselves.
The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight. 21.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes? Re-Morse code.
What is an astronautâs favorite part on a computer? The space bar.
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee before it was cool.
Why couldnât the bad sailor learn the alphabet? Because he always got lost at âC.â
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador.
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar. âGet out of here!â shouts the bartender. âWe donât serve your type.â
I poured root beer in a square glass. Now I just have beer.
Which building in New York has the most stories? The public library.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case.
Where do fish sleep? In the riverbed.
Iâd tell you a pizza joke, but itâs probably too cheesy.
Why are elephants wrinkly? Because you canât iron them.
Why did the nurse need a red pen at work? In case she needed to draw blood.
Why arenât koalas actual bears? They donât meet the koalafications.
Why donât scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
How do trees get online? They just log on!
What did the policeman say to his hungry stomach? âFreeze. Youâre under a vest.â
What did the lettuce say to the celery? Quit stalking me!
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.
Did you hear about the mathematician whoâs afraid of negative numbers? Heâll stop at nothing to avoid them.
How does a rabbi make his coffee? Hebrews it.
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, âShouldnât! Wouldnât! Couldnât! Didnât! Canât!â âDonât worry,â said the doc. âThose are just contractions.â
Whatâs Forest Gumpâs password? 1Forest1.
What do you call a train carrying bubblegum? A chew-chew train.
How do you count cows? With a cowculator.
Conclusion
Whether you’re looking to break the ice, lighten the mood, or simply enjoy a good laugh, these short jokes are sure to do the trick. Keep them in your back pocket for those moments when you need a quick dose of humor.
Remember, a little laughter goes a long way in brightening up your day and the days of those around you. So, go ahead and share these jokes with your loved ones, and watch as the smiles and chuckles spread like wildfire!
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