Do You Need New Dad Jokes for the Holidays? You’re in Luck, Cause These Are Hilarious!
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ST. PAUL, MN – The holidays are here, and so are those unforgettable dad jokes. You know the ones — a bit cheesy, a little cringey, and always good for a laugh (or an eye roll). Whether you’re gathering around the table with family or just looking to lighten up a chilly evening, we’ve got a fresh batch of dad jokes that’ll have everyone in stitches. From puns to one-liners, these jokes are guaranteed to add some extra cheer to your holiday season.
Hilarious Dad Jokes
What do you call a chicken that is staring at a lettuce? Chicken sees a salad.
A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica, $3.75 in Bermuda, and $3 in the Bahamas. Those are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? If it had four it would be a sedan.

What is the most popular fish in the ocean? The starfish.
How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.
Why do sweaters stick together? Because they’re close-knit.

How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
Did you hear about the octopus that held up a convenience store? It was an armed-robbery.
What do you call a magician who loses his magic? Ian.
Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, “Any idea how to drive this thing?”
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie.
Did you about the stolen dog collar? Police are looking for leads.

Wrap Up the Holiday Fun with a Laugh
So there you have it — a list of dad jokes that are just as cheesy as your favorite holiday sweater. Whether you’re the joke teller or the eye-roller, these jokes will definitely make the season a bit brighter. Now, go ahead, spread the laughter and enjoy the giggles with your loved ones. After all, a good joke is the best gift you can give (and receive)!
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