Best Dog Jokes You’ll Want to Share: Clean, Funny and Family-Friendly!
Get ready for a tail-wagging laugh session! These clean jokes about dogs are perfect for kids, parents, and anyone who loves four-legged friends. Whether you’re sharing with your family around the dinner table or telling jokes on a walk with your pup, this collection of dog humor brings smiles and giggles. Scroll on for the funniest, most family-friendly canine jokes you can tell again and again!
Clean Jokes About Dogs and Puppies
What do you call a dog that’s a magician?
A Labracadabrador!
How did the little Scottish dog react when he met the Loch Ness Monster?
He was Terrier-fied!
How do dog catchers get paid?
By the pound!
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to become a woofer!
Why don’t dogs make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff!
What’s the difference between a businessman and a hot dog?
The businessman wears a suit but the dog just pants.
What do you call a puppy in the desert?
A hot dog!
Why did the puppy sit on the clock?
He wanted to be a watch dog!
What do you get when you cross a dog and an egg?
A pooched egg.
Why are puppies like phones?
Because they both have collar IDs!
What did the dog say when he sat in the shade?
“I’m just chillin’ like a cool canine!”
Why did the dog bring a tennis ball to class?
He wanted to ace every fetch test!
What do you call a dog that loves bubble baths?
A shampoodle!
Keep the Laughter Rolling!
Thanks for stopping by for some dog-gone funny jokes! These clean, family-friendly canine laughs are great for sharing with friends, family, and fellow dog lovers. If you loved these jokes, explore our Family-Friendly Jokes, Dad Jokes, and Pun Jokes for laughs that everyone in the family will enjoy.
