Clean Pizza Jokes Everyone Will Love: Totally Cheesy Laughs for the Whole Family

Welcome to the ultimate slice of humor! If you love pizza and clean, cheesy laughs, you’re in the right place. This collection of totally cheesy pizza jokes is filled with family-friendly humor that’s perfect for sharing with friends, kids, and fellow pizza lovers. From saucy puns to dough-y one-liners, these jokes will make you grin wider than a pizza box full of extra toppings. Grab your favorite slice, scroll down, and get ready for laughs that are as irresistible as a fresh-baked pie!

Best Jokes About Pizza

What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.

How does a pizza flirt?
It offers a cheesy pick-up line.

What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A pizz-zzz-a.

What’s a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie Hard.

How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste!

Why did the pizza apply for a job?
It wanted to make some dough.

What does a pizza say when it introduces itself?
Slice to meet you!

Why don’t pizzas like idle gossip?
They prefer a saucy story.

What’s a pizza’s favorite song?
“Slice, Slice, Baby.”

What did the pizza say after a long day?
I’m crust-fallen.

How does a pizza greet you?
With a cheesy hello!

What do you call it when a pizza wins an award?
A slice of the spotlight!

Why did the pizza stop telling secrets?
It didn’t want to spill the sauce!

How does a pizza introduce itself at a party?
“Hi, I’m the life of the pie.”

Keep the Laughter Coming!

Thanks for diving into these totally cheesy pizza jokes! Whether you shared them at dinner, sent them to a friend, or just chuckled on your own, we hope this slice of humor added extra joy to your day. For more tasty laughs, check out more Family-Friendly Jokes, Dad Jokes, and Pun Jokes for laughs that everyone in the family will enjoy.