These Are the Midwest’s Top 10 Corniest DAD JOKES—Did Your Favorites Make the List?

Get ready to groan and giggle with the Midwest’s corniest dad jokes that’ll have you rolling your eyes and laughing out loud!

If there’s one thing folks in the Mudwest love as much as beer and cheese, it’s a good ol’ dad joke that’s so corny it could grow in a field. From the rolling hills of the Iowa to the lively streets of Minneapolis, these groan-worthy one-liners are a cherished tradition, passed down like a secret family recipe.

We’ve scoured the state to compile the top 10 corniest dad jokes that capture the Midwest’s unique humor and charm. Whether you’re a local or just passing through, prepare for some serious eye-rolling and belly laughs as we unveil the jokes that made the cut—did your favorites make the list?

The Midwest’s Best Dad Jokes

What month is the shortest of the year? May, it only has three letters.

I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.

Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.

Why do people who live in Greece hate waking up at dawn? Because Dawn is tough on Greece.

What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey.

What did the pirate say at his 80th birthday party? “Aye, Matey!” 

Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Where does Batman go to the bathroom? The batroom.

Where do young trees go to learn? Elementree school.

Why are elephants so wrinkled? No one knows how to iron them.

What’s a ninja’s favorite type of shoes? Sneakers.

When is a car not a car? When it turns into a parking lot.

Keep the Corniness Alive!

There you have it, folks—the Midwest’s top 10 corniest dad jokes, guaranteed to spark a chuckle or a dramatic sigh. These pun-tastic quips are more than just jokes; they’re a celebration of the lighthearted spirit that makes the heartland so special.

So, the next time you’re at a family barbecue or a tailgate in Green Bay, share these gems and keep the tradition alive. Got a corny joke of your own? Drop it in the comments—we’d love to hear the ones that make you groan and grin!