Frosty Laughs: Best Winter Jokes and Cold Weather Humor to Make You LOL
Winter can be cold, dark, and full of slippery sidewalks — but the best way to stay warm is with a big laugh! We’ve gathered a fresh batch of clean, family-friendly winter jokes that are perfect for frosty days, snowy nights, and cozy moments by the fire. From snowman puns to chilly one-liners, these cold weather jokes will have you grinning even when the temps dip below freezing. Scroll on for frosty funny moments you’ll want to share with friends and family!
The BEST Winter Jokes and Frosty Funnies!
What do snowmen get at a Mexican restaurant?
Brrrr-itos.
Why did the husband pour warm water on his computer?
He had asked his wife what to do if windows froze.
What did the tree say after a long winter?
What a re-leaf!
How can you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
Why is the slippery ice like music?
If you don’t C sharp – you’ll B flat!
Why didn’t the whistleblower go outside during the winter?
He was Snowden.
What do you call a snowman’s temper tantrum?
A meltdown.
What does a Starbucks employee’s job title change to in winter?
A brrrr-ista!
What do you call a snowman that plays piano?
Meltin’ John.
Which side of a polar bear has the most fur?
The outside.
Why did Dad stop using his loyalty card to scrape ice from his windshield?
He only got 10% off.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
Why did Princess Elsa fall off her sled?
She let it go.
“Knock, knock!” “Who’s there?” “Snow.” “Snow who?”
“This weather is snow joke!”
What is a snowman’s favorite drink?
Iced coffee.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted flakes.
What sits on the bottom of the cold Arctic Ocean and shakes?
A nervous wreck.
Why was the snowman rummaging through the bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it’s too far to walk.
Why is it so cold on Christmas?
Because it’s in Decembrrrrrrrrrr!
What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball.
“Knock, knock!” “Who’s there?” “Snow.” “Snow who?”
“Snowbody home.”
What do you call a snowman in August?
A puddle.
Why did Frosty go to the middle of the big lake?
Because snow man’s an island.
What kind of math do Snowy Owls do best?
Owlgebra.
What do you call a snowman with abs?
An abdominal snowman.
Where do snowmen put their money?
In snow banks.
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backward through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-man.
How do mountains stay warm in winter?
They put on their snowcaps.
What do you call a ghost in the winter?
Casp-brrr.
What do you call a play or musical in the North Pole?
Snow business.
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
What did the wool hat say to the scarf?
You hang around while I go on ahead.
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
Why don’t snowmen ever fight?
They don’t want to give each other the cold shoulder.
What do you call a snowman with a great sense of rhythm?
A hip-hop snowman!
Why did the snowglobe go to school?
To get a little more shake in its life!
Winter Jokes To Warm Your Smile
Whether you’re stuck inside during a blizzard or sipping hot chocolate after shoveling the driveway, these winter jokes are guaranteed to warm your smile. Share them with loved ones, swap them with coworkers, or use them as cold weather icebreakers at any snowy gathering. Come back soon for more seasonal humor!
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