Funny Monday Jokes to Survive the Start of the Week!
Mondays have a reputation, but a good laugh makes everything better. These clean Monday jokes are here to help you shake off the weekend blues and start the week smiling. From silly one-liners to easy puns, this collection is perfect for sharing at work, at home, or anywhere Mondays feel a little too long.
The Best Monday Jokes
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.
What’s the best advice for getting through the start of the work week?
Just take it Mon-day at a time.
How do you make time go fast on Monday?
Throw a clock.
What do you call Mondays without any Zoom meetings?
Meetless Mondays.
Boss: “Can you work this weekend?”
Me: “Yeah no worries but I’ll probably be a bit late as public transport is slow on weekends.”
Boss: “What time will you get here?”
Me: “Monday.”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Monday.
Go Away!
Why does Sunday always beat Monday in arm wrestling?
Because Monday is a weakday.
Things I don’t like:
1) Probably you.
2) Cold coffee.
3) Small talk.
4) Mondays.
5) Having a small talk with you on a Monday while my coffee is getting cold.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Look on the bright side, at least Mondays only happen once a week!
How do hens feel on Mondays?
Eggshausted.
One day on Venus lasts 5,832 hours.
The same as one Monday on Earth.
Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
Why did the cat stay home from school on Monday?
He wasn’t feline well.
Roses are red,
Mondays are hard.
I’m not good at poetry.
COFFEE.
What did the cashew say on Monday?
Mondays drive me nuts.
What’s the saddest part of the week?
Monday mourning.
Why did Monday break up with Friday?
Friday was too much fun and Monday couldn’t compete.
Why does Monday feel so far away from the weekend?
Because it takes the scenic route every single week.
Why did the coffee look so confident on Monday morning?
It knew everyone was depending on it.
Laugh Your Way Through Monday
Mondays don’t have to be miserable when you’ve got jokes to share. These funny Monday jokes are a simple way to lighten the mood, boost morale, and make the start of the week feel easier. Save your favorites and pass them along to coworkers, friends, or anyone who needs a Monday smile. And if you loved these Monday jokes, explore our Family-Friendly Jokes, Dad Jokes, and Pun Jokes for laughs that everyone in the family will enjoy.
