Start Your Week With A Smile: You’ll LOL At These Monday Jokes
Beat the Monday blues with our latest collection of Monday jokes! Start your week with a smile and share the laughter with your friends. 😄 #MondayMotivation #Jokes #LaughterIsTheBestMedicine
Winona, Minnesota – Happy Monday, everyone! We know that the start of the week can sometimes be a drag, so we’ve put together a collection of lighthearted jokes to brighten your day. From puns to one-liners, these Monday jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face and help you kick off the week on a positive note.
The Best Monday Jokes
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.
What’s the best advice for getting through the start of the work week? Just take it Mon-day at a time.
How do you make time go fast on Monday? Throw a clock.
What do you call Mondays without any Zoom meetings? Meetless Mondays.
Boss: “Can you work this weekend?”
Me: “Yeah no worries but I’ll probably be a bit late as public transport is slow on weekends.”
Boss: “What time will you get here?”
Me: “Monday.”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Monday.
Go Away!
Why does Sunday always beat Monday in arm wrestling? Because Monday is a weakday.
Things I don’t like:
1) Probably you.
2) Cold coffee.
3) Small talk.
4) Mondays.
5) Having a small talk with you on a Monday while my coffee is getting cold.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Look on the bright side, at least Mondays only happen once a week!
How do hens feel on Mondays? Eggshausted.
One day on Venus lasts 5,832 hours. The same as one Monday on Earth.
Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
Why did the cat stay home from school on Monday? He wasn’t feline well.
Roses are red,
Mondays are hard.
I’m not good at poetry.
COFFEE.
What did the cashew say on Monday? Mondays drive me nuts.
What’s the saddest part of the week? Monday mourning.
We hope these Monday jokes have added a touch of humor to your day and set a cheerful tone for the week ahead. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, so don’t hesitate to share these jokes with friends and colleagues to spread the joy. Here’s to a fantastic week filled with smiles, laughter, and lots of fun!
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