The BEST Back to School Jokes for Kids, Parents and Teachers: Get an A+ in Laughter!
Get ready for some serious LOLs with our back-to-school jokes that will have kids, parents, and teachers in stitches! 😂 #Jokes #Humor #BackToSchool
BLOOMINGTON, MN – School’s back in session, but who says it has to be all serious? Get ready to turn the classroom (and the kitchen table) into a comedy club!
We’ve rounded up the best jokes that will have kids giggling, parents snickering, and even the teachers cracking up. Because let’s face it, everyone could use a good laugh when the school bell rings!
Back to School Jokes for Students
Knock-knock. Who’s there? Irish. Irish who? Irish it was still summer vacation!
Why does the math book always look sad? They are full of problems.
What do you do if a teacher rolls their eyes at you? Pick them up and roll them back.
Why isn’t there a clock in the library? Because it tocks too much.
What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil? Stop going in circles and get to the point.
Back to School Jokes for Parents
What did the buffalo say at drop off? Bison.
What’s the king of school supplies? The ruler.
What did the pen tell the pencil on the first day of school? Looking sharp.
Knock-knock. Who’s there? Isabelle. Isabelle who? Isabelle going to ring so school starts?
Why did the boy go to school with his pants tucked into his socks? To protect himself from mathema-ticks.
Back to School Jokes for Teachers
Who is everyone’s best friend on the first day of school? Their princi-PAL.
What is a math teacher’s favorite season? Sum-mer.
What do librarians take with them when they go fishing? A bookworm.
Why did the cyclops teacher have such an easy first day of school? He only had one pupil.
Why did the teacher write the class rules on the windows? She wanted it to be very clear for her students.
Why Laughter is the Best School Supply
As the school year kicks off, don’t forget to pack a sense of humor along with those pencils and notebooks. A good laugh can lighten the mood, ease the stress, and bring everyone together—whether you’re in the classroom or at home.
So, keep these jokes handy, and remember, a day without laughter is like a backpack without books—just not complete!
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