Christian Jokes That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud: The Funniest Clean Humor Ever!
Ready for some heavenly laughter? These Christian jokes will have you in stitches while keeping things light and fun! 😄 #Jokes #Humor #ChristianHumor #CleanLaughs
BLOOMINGTON, MN – Christian humor is a special kind of funny. It’s lighthearted, wholesome, and often filled with clever Bible references that will have you chuckling in no time. Whether you need a little pick-me-up after a long week or want to bring some laughter to your next church potluck, these Christian jokes are sure to lift your spirits. So, get ready to laugh at some of the best clean humor around, because, let’s face it, a good laugh is heavenly!
Funny Christian Jokes
After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom, I’ve decided to become a minister When I grow up.”
“That’s okay with us, but what made you decide that?”
“Well,” said the little boy, “I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, than to sit and listen.”
How long did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was Able.
A Morning Prayer
Dear Heavenly Father, so far, today, I’ve done all right. I haven’t gossiped or lost my temper. I haven’t been greedy, grumpy, nasty, or self centered. I’m really happy about that so far. But in a few minutes I’m going to be getting out of bed and then I’m going to need a lot of help. Thank you! Amen
How many people went on the Ark before Noah? Three! Because it is written “And Noah went forth onto the Ark!”
The Church Building Fund
There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: “I have good news and bad news.
The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it’s still out there in your pockets.”
Who were the three people in the Bible without Fathers? Adam, Jesus, and Joshua the son of Nun.
Psalm 23 (For Computer Nerds)
The Lord is my programmer, I shall not crash.
He installed His software on the hard disk of my heart.
All of His commands are user friendly.
His directory guides me to the right choices for His name’s sake.
Even though I scroll through the problems of life, I will fear no bugs, for He is my back-up.
His password protects me.
He prepares a menu before me in the presence of my enemies.
His help is only a keystroke away.
Surely goodness and mercy will follow me all the days of my life and my file will be merged with His and saved forever.
Amen
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
A Little Boy’s Prayer
“Dear God, please take care of my daddy and my mommy and my sister and my brother and my doggy and my cat and me. Oh, please take care of yourself, God. If anything happens to you, we’re gonna be in a big mess.”
What do they call pastors in Germany? German Shepherds.
Laughing with the Lord: Finding Joy in Everyday Humor
Laughter is truly a gift from God, and Christian jokes offer the perfect way to enjoy it in a clean and uplifting way. Next time you’re sharing a moment with friends or family, don’t be afraid to sprinkle in a little humor—it’s a great way to bring people together. After all, joy is one of the fruits of the Spirit, so why not spread a little wherever you go? Be sure to share your favorite joke in the comments below!
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