10 Christian Jokes Every Pastor Needs to Know – They’ll Have Your Congregation in Stitches!
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BLOOMINGTON, MN – Looking to add a little humor to your next sermon? These 10 Christian jokes are perfect for pastors who want to lighten the mood and bring a smile to their congregation’s faces. From clever puns to playful anecdotes, these jokes are sure to resonate with your churchgoers. Get ready to spread some holy laughter!
10 Christian Jokes Every Pastor Needs to Know!
A Sunday school teacher was teaching the Ten Commandments to her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor thy father and thy mother,” she asked,”Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” One little boy shouted, “Thou shall not kill!”
Can you tell me why a $10 bill looks so small at the grocery store but so big at church?
A little girl asked her mother, “Where did people come from?”
Her mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children and that’s how all mankind was made.”
A couple of days later she asked her father the same question.
The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys, which the human race evolved from.”
The confused little girl returned to her mother and said, “Mommy, how is it possible that you told me that we were created by God, and Daddy said we came from monkeys?”
The mother answered, “Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.”
While teaching children about world religions, a teacher asked her students to bring a symbol of their family’s faith to class. The next day, she asked each student to come forward and share the symbol with the class.
The 1st child said, “I’m Muslim, and this is my prayer rug.”
The 2nd child said, “I’m Jewish, and this is my family’s menorah.”
The 3rd child said, “I’m Roman Catholic, and this is my Mom’s rosary.”
The 4th child said, “I’m Greek Orthodox, and this is an icon of my patron saint.”
The 5th child said, “I’m a Lutheran from Minnesota, and this is my tater tot hotdish.”
There was a new family that had just moved into town. Their son came to Sunday School but seemed upset. His teacher asked him if anything was wrong.
The boy replied no, that he was going to go fishing but his dad told him that he needed to go to church instead. The teacher was very impressed with the boy’s parents and asked the boy if his father had explained to him why it was more important to go to church than to go fishing.
The boy replied, “Yes he did. My dad said that he didn’t have enough bait for both of us.”
An elderly woman died last month who had never married, she requested that no male pallbearers be used. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, “They wouldn’t take me out while I was alive so I don’t want them to take me out when I’m dead.”
Abraham bought himself a fancy new computer. He was showing it to Isaac one day. “Look at all the wonderful programs it has on it. And look at all the neat things it can do…”
Isaac was impressed, but a little concerned…”But dad, I don’t think your computer has enough memory.”
Abraham said “Don’t worry son; the Lord will provide the RAM.”
A pastor is walking down the street one day when he notices a small boy trying to use the doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach.
After watching the boys efforts for some time the pastor walks across the street up to the little fellow and rings the doorbell.
Kneeling down next to the child, the pastor smiles and asks, “And now what, my little man?” To which the boy replies, “Run!”
A church had a picnic and invited the entire community to come. The Pastor placed a basket full of apples on one end of a table with a sign saying, “Take only one apple please – Remember that God is watching.”
On the other end of the table was a plate of cookies where one of the children had placed a sign saying, “Take all the cookies you want — God is watching the apples.”
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, “Son, can you tell me where the post office is?”
The little boy replied, “Sure, just go straight down the street a couple of blocks and turn to your right.”
The man thanked the boy kindly and said, “I’m the new pastor in town, and I’d like for you to come to church on Sunday. I’ll show you how to get to Heaven.”
The little boy replied with a chuckle, “Awww, come on; you don’t even know the way to the post office!”
A Joyful Noise: Wrapping Up with a Smile
As a pastor, sharing a good joke is a great way to connect with your congregation and remind everyone that faith and fun can go hand in hand. These light-hearted moments can uplift spirits and bring a sense of community to your church. So, keep these jokes in your back pocket, and don’t be afraid to share a laugh at the pulpit!
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