Cracking Up: Fun Easter Jokes for the Whole Family
Get ready to crack up this Easter with our egg-cellent collection of jokes! Share the laughter and spread the joy with your loved ones! 🐣😂 #EasterJokes #FamilyFun
Winona, Minnesota – Easter is a time for joy, celebration, and, of course, laughter! Whether you’re hunting for eggs or just enjoying some quality time with loved ones, these Easter jokes are sure to bring a smile to everyone’s face. From silly puns to clever one-liners, get ready to crack up with our collection of hilarious Easter-themed jokes.
These Are The Best Easter Jokes
What did one Easter egg say to the other? Heard any good yolks today?
What do you call the funniest guest at Easter dinner? The Easter ham.
What kind of jewelry is the best Easter gift? A 14-carrot gold necklace.
What kind of bean can’t grow in a garden? A jelly bean.
Why did the baby chick cross the road? To meet up with her Peeps.
How do you tame a wild hare? Wear an Easter bonnet.
What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolk-er.
What do you call naughty Easter eggs? Deviled eggs.
How do dinosaurs celebrate Easter? They don’t. They’re eggs-tinct.
What do you call two best friends on Easter? Two Peeps in a pod!
What’s an Easter egg’s least favorite day? Fry-day.
What sport do you have to play on Easter? Basket-ball.
What do you call an unconventional Easter egg? Egg-centric.
Why did the Easter egg hide? It was a little chicken.
Why can’t we be late on Easter? Because there are no eggs-cuses!
Why did the the bunny fall for the chicken? Because he was eggs-actly her type!
Did you hear about the egg who went to therapy? It had shell shock!
Why is Easter breakfast so fun? Everyone’s cracking yolks.
Did you hear the one about the house infested with Easter eggs? It needed an eggs-terminator!
How many eggs can you put in an empty basket? Only one – after that, it’s not empty anymore!
When is it okay to place all your eggs in one basket? On Easter!
Why do Easter eggs go to school? To get egg-ducated.
Why did the chicken make the Easter breakfast? Because he’s an eggs-pert in the kitchen!
What do you call a very tired Easter egg? Eggs-austed.
What happens if you get married on Easter? You live hoppily ever after.
What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A funny bunny!
364 days of the year: Do NOT eat anything you find on the ground. Easter: Go and search in the dirt for candy a strange giant bunny left for you, kids!
How does an Easter chick dress for Sunday? Im-peck-ably.
I was going to tell you a joke about an egg, but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
What’s the best way to make Easter easier? Put an “i” where the “t” is.
What did the mama rabbit say to the baby rabbit when she snuck a look at her Easter basket? No Peep-ing!
What should you do to prepare for all the Easter treats? Eggs-ercise!
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon? A new dye-job.
One Easter, a father was teaching his son to drive when out of nowhere a rabbit jumped on the road. Slamming on the brakes, the son said, “I nearly ruined Easter! I almost ran over the Easter Bunny.” His father replied, “It’s okay son—you missed it by a hare.”
What do you call a line of rabbits walking backward? A receding hare-line!
What do Easter chicks have to do before they can become hens? Pass their eggs-ams.
How did the Easter egg win the art show? He had some egg-straordinary paintings!
Therapist: What’s been up lately? Chocolate bunny: I don’t know Doc, I just feel so hollow inside.
What stories do Easter eggs tell their children? Yolk tales.
What do you do when you eat all your chocolate Easter candy? Give Peeps a chance.
What do you call an Easter egg from outer space? An egg-straterrestrial!
Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke? It might crack up!
How can you make Easter preparations go faster? Use the eggs-press lane!
We hope these Easter jokes have added a touch of humor to your holiday celebrations. Remember, laughter is the best way to bring people together, so don’t hesitate to share these jokes with friends and family. Wishing you all a happy and laughter-filled Easter!
🗣 What’s your fave Easter joke? Post your (clean) funnies in the comments section below! ⬇️
