Get Ready To Groan and Giggle: These Are Corny Dad Jokes You’ve Never Heard – Until Now!
Ready for a laugh that’s so bad it’s good? Dive into these 12 dad jokes that’ll leave you laughing (and groaning) all day long! 😂 #Humor #Jokes #DadJokes #CornyJokes
ST. PAUL, MN – Brace yourselves for the ultimate dad joke showdown! You know the kind: so cheesy they’ll make your eyes roll, but just funny enough that you can’t help but laugh. My hubby Jack shares 12 of the most gloriously corny dad jokes you’ve never heard—yet. Get ready to groan, giggle, and maybe even groan again as we dive into a world of puns, one-liners, and straight-up dad humor that’ll leave you scratching your head and laughing at the same time.
Corny Dad Jokes
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
How many dance instructors does it take to change a lightbulb? Five … six … seven … eight!
Why does a tiger have stripes? So he won’t be spotted.
I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger and larger. Then it hit me.
Why shouldn’t you fundraise for marathons? They just take the money and run.
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless.
What do computers eat for lunch? Microchips.
Why did the crab cross the road? It didn’t—it used the sidewalk.
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
Why does it take pirates a long time to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at C!
When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar.
Why wasn’t the cactus invited to hang out with the mushrooms? He wasn’t a fungi.
Why Are Dad Jokes So Addictive?
There’s something oddly satisfying about a joke so bad, it’s good. Dad jokes aren’t just for eye-rolls; they bring families together with their simplicity and timeless charm. So next time you hear one of these groan-worthy gems, just remember: the cheesier, the better. And trust us, you’ll be telling these to your friends before you know it! Got a joke you want to share? Leave it in the comments!
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