Get Ready to LOL! These Are The BEST ‘You Know You’re in a Redneck Church If…’ Jokes!
Ready for some laughs? Find out what makes a redneck church unforgettable with these hilarious jokes that will have you rolling in the pews! 😂 #Jokes #Humor #Redneck #Faith
LOUISVILLE, KY – You’ve probably heard of the term “redneck church,” but what does it really mean? Is it the old pickup trucks parked out front? The sweet tea served after service? Or maybe it’s the jokes shared between hymns and prayer that make the atmosphere so special. There’s something unique about the warmth and humor of a redneck church that brings people together with laughter, love, and a little down-home charm. Today my hubby Jack wanted to share with you some of the best “You Know You’re in a Redneck Church If…” jokes. They really capture the essence of these charming and welcoming congregations!
The BEST You Know You’re in a Redneck Church If… Jokes!
You know you’re in a redneck church if on the opening day of deer season the church is closed.
You know you’re in a redneck church if the finance committee refuses to provide funds for the purchase of a chandelier because none of the members knows how to play one.
You know you’re in a redneck church if the collection plates are really hubcaps from an old pick up truck.
You know you’re in a redneck church if a member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because “there ain’t never been in a hole it couldn’t get out of!”
You know you’re in a redneck church if the baptismal pool is a galvanized washtub.
You know you’re in a redneck church if the minister and his wife drive matching pickup trucks.
You know you’re in a redneck church if people ask, when they learn that Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish, and what bait was used to catch ’em.
You know you’re in a redneck church if when the pastor says, “I’d like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering,” four guys stand up.
You know you’re in a redneck church if a member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because “there ain’t never been in a hole it couldn’t get out of!”
You know you’re in a redneck church if people think “rapture” is what you get when you lift something too heavy.
You know you’re in a redneck church if the choir is known as the “OK Chorale”.
You know you’re in a redneck church if in a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names in the church directory.
You know you’re in a redneck church if people think “rapture” is what you get when you lift something too heavy.
You know you’re in a redneck church if instead of a bell you are called to service by a duck call.
You know you’re in a redneck church if “Thou shall not covet” applies to huntin’ dogs, too.
You know you’re in a redneck church if the final words of the benediction are, “Y’all come back now, ya hear!”
Why Redneck Church Jokes Are Here to Stay
Redneck church humor isn’t just about the laughs – it’s a reflection of the community, the culture, and the way people come together to celebrate their faith.
These jokes bring out the lighter side of church life, reminding us that, no matter where we are, humor always finds a way to unite. Whether you’re a regular churchgoer or just a fan of good, old-fashioned humor, these jokes have a place in every Sunday service.
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