Resolution Blues? These 15+ Jokes About Goals and Weight Loss Will Have You LOLing

Hey there, wanderlusters! 😄 Ready to laugh off those resolutions? Our new blog post is here to rescue your fading weight loss goals with hilarious jokes! 🤣 #ResolutionBlues #Jokes

Resolution Blues?

Winona, Minnesota – As the winter chill starts to thaw and the excitement of the new year settles into everyday routines, it’s a familiar sight – those well-intentioned resolutions gradually fading away like a snowflake in the sun. But hey, don’t fret! We’ve all been there, and it’s totally okay to share a laugh about it. 😅

In our latest blog post, “Resolution Blues? These 15+ Jokes About Goals and Weight Loss Will Have You LOLing,” we’re diving headfirst into the humor of those ambitious goals we set just a few weeks ago. 🤣

So, grab your favorite snack (yes, you can have a cheat day!), kick back, and prepare to chuckle your way through this one! Let’s embrace the lighter side of our journey. 💪😂

“It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end.” –Ernest Hemingway

15+ Jokes About Goals and Weight Loss

I achieved my goal of personal growth… verified by the scale this morning!

My resolution for this year is to be more punctual. So far, I’m running a little late on that one.

I asked my doctor for advice on setting achievable goals. He told me to take baby steps. Now I’m crawling towards success.

This year my goal is to be less condescending to people. Condescending means to talk down to someone.

Why did the bagel struggle in yoga class? It couldn’t find its center.

What do you call a bagel that has mastered yoga? A pretzel.

My resolution is to stop procrastinating, but I’ll think about it later.

My wellness routine includes napping. I call it “nap-ercise.”

I’ve been working out with weights. Every time somebody says, “let’s work out!”, I say: “wait!”

Why did the bicycle take up yoga? It wanted to find its inner wheel-being.

I set a goal to eat more fruit this year, but it’s really just a fruitless endeavor.

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When I was young, I set a life goal for myself: I will buy a Lamborghini at the age of 40. This year, I’ve finally achieved half of the goal. I turned 40.

My New Year’s resolution is to be less indecisive, but I’m not sure if I’ll stick to it.

I had a goal to lose 20 Pounds by the end of the year. 30 pounds to go!

I choked on celery today. All I could think was: “I bet a donut wouldn’t have done this to me.”

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