123 Funny Jokes About Love and Relationships: You Will LOL!

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Winona, Minnesota – Get ready to burst into laughter with 100+ hilarious jokes about love and relationships! Whether you’re happily coupled up, flying solo, or somewhere in between, these jokes are bound to tickle your funny bone.

Join us on this side-splitting journey through the ups and downs of love, and get ready to LOL like never before! 😂💑

I always wanted to marry an archeologist. The older I would get, the more interested she would become.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Will. Will who? Will you marry me?
My partner cooks for me like I’m a god. He’d be placing burnt offerings before me every night.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it.
If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.
I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
Let’s commit the perfect crime together. I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.
You should be a florist. Because ever since I met you, my life has been rosy.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.
I know this is going to sound cheesy, but I think you’re the grate-est.
Why do painters always fall for their models? Because they love them with all of their art.
What do you call two birds who are in love? Tweet hearts.
Confucius says, ‘Love one another.’ Well, if that doesn’t work, just interchange the last two words.
If love is “grand,” then what is divorce? A hundred grand, or even more.
What did one raspberry say to the other? “I love you berry much.”
What did the squirrel say to his partner? “I’m so nuts about you!”
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Do-ya. Do-ya who? Do-ya want to be my girlfriend?
Did you know that marriage is a three-ring circus? Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
If I have to choose between men and shoes, I will always choose shoes. They tend to last longer.
A couple are on a date at a fancy restaurant. The woman tells the man to say something to her that will get her heart racing. He replies, “I forgot my wallet.”
What did the woman with a broken leg say to her crush? “I’ve got a crutch on you!”
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amish. Amish who? Aw, Amish you too!
A man invited a woman over to his home for a seven-course meal. “That’s lovely,” she said. “What are we going to have?” He said, “A hot dog and a six-pack of beer.”
Is your name Dunkin? Because I donut want to spend another day without you.
Are you a florist? Because ever since I met you, my life has been rosy.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
I just saw two zombies on a date. And they say romance is dead…
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Eyesore. Eyesore who? Eyesore does love you a lot.
If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? It’s the swallow.
Is there an airport nearby, or is it my heart taking off?
How do tightrope walkers find romance? Online dating.
Did you hear about the notebook that married the pencil? She finally found Mr. Write.
If stars would fall every time I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.
Do you love fishing? I only ask because I think that we should hook up.
What happens when you fall in love with a chef? You get buttered up.
Why did the banker break up with his girlfriend? He was losing interest.
I used to date a girl who reported the weather. We had a stormy relationship.
What do you say to your single friends on Valentine’s Day? “Happy Independence Day!”
We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.
How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.
Is there an airport nearby, or is it my heart taking off?
I broke up with my girlfriend at a restaurant. She started crying loudly. Everyone thought I proposed to her, so they started cheering and clapping.
Why did the square break up with the circle? She wasn’t edgy enough.
Is your name WI-FI because I’m sensing a strong connection?
You’re like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life.
The T-Rex told his girlfriend, “I love you this much,” as he stretched out his arms as far as he could. His girlfriend said, “That’s not very much.”
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice, who? Candice, be the true love I am feeling right now.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cheese. Cheese who? Cheese, a cute girl!
I think you’re a cat! Why? Because I’m a feline, a connection between you and me!
Honey, you can fall from the sky, you can even fall from a tree, but the best way for you to fall, darling, is to fall in love with me.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Owl always love you!
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, “No, wait! I can change.”
Are you a cat? Because you are purrfect.
What happened when the two vampires went on a first date? It was love at first bite.
What did one boat say to the other boat? Are you interested in a little row-mance?
My girlfriend isn’t talking to me. She said I ruined her birthday. But how’s that even possible? I didn’t even know it was her birthday.
There were two antennas who met on a roof, fell in love, and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a strong connection.
If I was a cat, I would spend all my nine lives with you.
If a man opens the car door for his date, you can assume one of two things must be true. Either the girl is new or the car is new.
You’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s out of business.
If two cupids fell in love, what do you call it? A match in heaven!
I got lost in your eyes. But I also get lost in most department stores, so I wouldn’t read too much into it.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Juno. Juno who? Juno that you’re the love of my life?
Do you want to know why I plan on no longer using Google anymore? Because after all this time that I have spent searching, I have found the love of my life and it is you.
You must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet.
What did one boat say to the other? “Are you up for a little row-mance?”
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and me together.
You’re like dandruff! Because I can’t get you out of my head.
My new girlfriend works at the zoo. She’s a keeper.
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
What did one light bulb say to the other? “I love you watts and watts.”
Do you like vegetables? Because I love you from my head tomatoes.
Let’s go to the police! I’ll report you because you stole my heart.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?
What did the barista say to her crush? “I like you a latte.”
Just went on a date with a welder. Man, were the sparks flying.
What does a ghost call their romantic partner? A ghoul friend.
Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate.
How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? It gave her a ring.
Love is when I walk to the other side of the classroom to sharpen my pencil just so I can see her. And then I realize that I am holding a pen.
What did one volcano say to the other volcano? “I lava you!”
What happened when the candle started dating? It found the perfect match.
You can’t buy love, but you can pay dearly for it.
Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!
I want to be with someone that will look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.
Man: “I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.” Friend: “What happened?” Man: “I don’t like to interrupt her.”
What did the pig say to his lover? Don’t go bacon, my heart!
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material.
I guess you’re a camera! Because I smile when I look at you.
Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
Call me Shrek because I’m head ogre heels for you!
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are. But, I laugh more.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
Why did the lion break up with his girlfriend? Because she was a cheetah.
Did you hear about the porcupine who was near-sighted? He fell in love with a pincushion.
Do you like Mexican food? Because I want to wrap you in my arms and make you my BAE-ritto.
What do you call two ants sharing a slice of pizza in Italy? Rome-ants.
Love is not having to hold in your gas anymore.
Being in love with you is a lot like central heating in your home. You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always this hot.
We must both be subatomic particles because I feel this strong force between the two of us.
They say kissing is a love language. Do you want to start a conversation?
I want to spend the rest of my life trying to get out of debt with you.
You are like my dentures. I can’t smile without you.
Never laugh at your girlfriend’s choices. You are one.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pauline. Pauline, who? I’m Pauline, in love with you.
They keep saying the right person will come along. I think mine got lost.
I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Frank. Frank who? Frank you for loving me.
You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
Is your nickname Chapstick? Because you’re da balm!
Do you have a bandage? I must have scraped my knee falling for you.
Why did the melons get married in a church? Because they cantaloupe.
Why should you never date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
What did the hopeless romantic baker say to his dough? “I knead you.”
My partner says I’m too skeptical. But, I don’t believe a word they say.
Have you seen the romantic comedy about bread? It’s called Loaf Actually.
What did one volcano say to the other volcano? “I lava you”.
What do you get when you kiss a dragon? Burnt lips.
Why should you avoid falling in love with a pastry chef? Because he’ll dessert you eventually.
My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.