Jokes About Spring That Will Have You LOLing This Spring Season!
Ready for a dose of springtime hilarity? Check out our latest post for the funniest spring jokes that’ll have you laughing all season long! 🌸😂 #SpringLaughs #JokesAboutSpring
Winona, Minnesota – Spring has sprung, and what better way to celebrate the season of renewal than with a hearty laugh? From blooming flowers to chirping birds, spring brings a sense of joy and lightness that’s just begging to be shared.
So, we’ve gathered some of the funniest spring jokes to tickle your funny bone and spread the cheer. Get ready to laugh out loud and embrace the warmth of the season with these hilarious quips!
The Best Jokes About Spring
What do you call a bowl of cereal in the month of April? Spring break-fast!
Where do cows go for spring break? Moo Jersey.
Does February like March? No, but April May.
Do monkeys fall from the sky? Yes! During APE-ril showers.
I’m not a fan of spring cleaning. Let’s be honest, I’m not into summer, fall, or winter cleaning either.
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
What’s the most tear-jerking season? Spring, because love is in the air… and pollen too.
What did the tree say during springtime? “Well, this is a re-leaf!”
Who said time travel was impossible? Every spring, I go ahead an hour.
Where did the shark go for summer vacation? Finland!
What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime? One with a hoppy ending!
What type of bird should you never take to the bank? A robin.
Where do sheep go for spring break? The Baa-hamas.
Why are flowers so friendly? They always have new buds!
What do you call an emergency in spring? May Day.
What did one raindrop say to the other little raindrop? Two is company and three’s a cloud.
You never know what you have until you clean out your closet.
What goes up when the rain goes up? Umbrellas.
If April showers bring May flowers, what does May bring? Pilgrims.
What do clouds wear during spring showers? Thunderwear.
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb.
What season is best to go on a trampoline? Spring-time.
Why did the computer go to the beach during spring break? To surf the net!
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes? Prankenstein.
Did you hear about the pregnant bedbug? She’s having her babies in the spring.
Who is the herb’s favorite singer? Elvis Parsley!
What did the baker’s son do over spring break? He loafed around.
What type of flower do you plant in the dark? A lightbulb.
Why don’t skeletons go on vacation during spring break? They have no body to go with!
What is spring’s superpower? Flower power!
What flower does everyone have on their face? Two-lips!
I ate a clock yesterday; it was very time-consuming.
Did you hear about the flower who went on a date with another flower? It’s a budding romance.
Why is the strawberry sad? His mom was in a jam!
Where did the elephant put all of his clothes before traveling? His trunk.
Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike? It lost its petals.
What do you call a deer who enjoys playing in the rain? A reindeer.
Why did the farmer bury his money? To make his soil rich!
Daylight saving time is on its way…everyone is losing sleep over it.
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain? A drizzly bear.
What’s a tornado’s favorite game? Twister.
Why did the gardener plant a seed in the pond? To grow a water-melon.
How does the ocean say hello on spring break? It waves!
Conclusion
As the days get longer and the weather gets warmer, we hope these spring jokes have brought a smile to your face and a spring in your step! Laughter is the perfect way to shake off the winter blues and welcome the vibrant energy of the season.
So, keep sharing the giggles and spread the joy of spring with everyone you meet. Here’s to a season filled with laughter, growth, and sunshine!
🗣 Have a spring joke you’d like to share? We love hearing new funnies! Drop your fave joke in the comments section below. ⬇️