Football Funnies: 17 Jokes About the Super Bowl That Will Tackle Your Funny Bone!
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Winona, Minnesota – Get ready to score a touchdown of laughter, because we’re about to tackle some hilarious jokes all about Super Bowl Sunday, potlucks, and American football.
Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just here for the snacks, we’ve got 17 rib-tickling jokes that will make your Super Bowl experience even more memorable. So, grab your chips and dip, settle into your comfy spot on the couch, and get ready to LOL as we explore the lighter side of this beloved American tradition!
Jokes About the Super Bowl, Football and Potlucks
Where do hungry football players play?
In the Supper Bowl.
Which football player wears the biggest helmet on Super Bowl Sunday?
The one with the biggest head.
Where do football players go when they need a new uniform?
New Jersey.
Why can’t football players wear glasses on the field?
Because it’s a contact sport.
A new guest arrived at the Super Bowl potluck and said: “Look, I brought a casserole!” They opened the container showing that everything was burnt. A fellow guest replied: “It’s ok, I’ve bratwurst!”
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Why did the football quit playing in the Super Bowl?
It was tired of being kicked around.
What dessert do they serve at the Super Bowl?
Sundays.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why are centipedes not allowed to play in the Super Bowl?
It takes too long to put their cleats on.
I was invited to a Super Bowl potluck with a family of sheep farmers.
I told them alpaca dish.
What did the receiver say to the football before the big game?
Catch you later.
Why was Cinderella such a lousy football player?
Because her coach was a pumpkin.
What did Santa bring to the Super Bowl potluck?
Slaw la la la laaa, la la la laaaaaa.
How do football players deal with their problems?
They tackle them head-on.
Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the Super Bowl football team?
They needed a little team spirit.
What did the football player say to the flight attendant?
“Put me in coach!”
A church was hosting a Super Bowl potluck. The day before, a man called his friend to remind him about the church potluck tomorrow. “Ok,” he says, “My wife and I will bring the cheese, and you and your wife need to bring the bread.” His friend, who is kind of an anxious mess says, “Oh man, that’s a lot to remember. I’m kind of freaking out. I don’t know how I’m going to keep all of this information straight!” There was a long pause. “Woah woah woah,” the first man says to his friend. “Take it easy, man! Just remember: cheese us loaves you.”