50 Hilarious Jokes For Kids That Will Have You Laughing Out Loud!
Get ready for a giggle-fest with these 50 kid-friendly jokes that will have your little ones rolling on the floor with laughter! 😂 KidJokes #LaughterIsTheBestMedicine #FunnyJokesForKids
Winona, Minnesota – Laughter is the best medicine, and when it comes to kids, there’s nothing quite like a good joke to get them giggling. Whether you’re looking to brighten up a gloomy day or just want to share some silly fun with your little ones, we’ve got you covered. We’ve compiled a list of 50 hilarious jokes that are perfect for kids of all ages. From silly puns to goofy one-liners, these jokes are sure to put a smile on your child’s face and have them laughing out loud in no time!
The BEST Jokes For Kids
What did the buffalo say when his son left?
Bison!
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
Why don’t some fish play piano?
Because you can’t tuna fish.
Who do teddy bears never want to eat anything?
Because they’re always stuffed.
What did Blackbeard say when he turned 80?
“Aye, matey.”
Where does the sheep go to get a haircut?
The baa baa shop.
Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?
Beast Buy.
What does a house wear?
Address!
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business.
How do you get an astronaut’s baby to sleep?
You rocket.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
Wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke?
Joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooke.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved.
Why did the turkey join a band?
So he could use his drumsticks.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
What’s the leading cause of dry skin?
Towels.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An in-vest-igator
What kind of dogs love car racing?
Lap dogs.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A do-you-think-he-saurus.
What’d the wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honey combs.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut.
What did sushi A say to sushi B?
Wasabi!
What do you call a man who can’t stand?
Neil.
Who are caterpillars’ biggest enemies?
Dogerpillars.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
When’s a door not a door?
When it’s ajar.
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What do you call an empty can of Cheese Whiz?
Cheese Was.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
Why are crabs so bad at sharing?
Because they’re all shellfish.
My favorite word is “drool.”
It just rolls off the tongue.
What did the duck say when it bought some lipstick?
“Put it on my bill.”
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
Where do spaghetti and sauce go to dance?
The meatball.
What do you call birds who stick together?
Vel-crows.
What did the baby corn say to mama corn?
“Where’s popcorn?”
How does your feline shop?
By reading a catalog.
Why do ghosts love elevators?
It lifts their spirits.
Where does a cow go when he loses his tail?
A retail store.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
“Supplies!”
What kind of ghost has the best hearing?
The eeriest.
What do you call banana peel shoes?
Slippers.
Conclusion
We hope you and your kiddos enjoyed this collection of 50 hilarious jokes! Laughter is a wonderful way to bond with your children and create lasting memories. So, the next time you’re looking for a way to brighten up your child’s day, just pull out this list and get ready for some serious giggling. Remember, a day filled with laughter is a day well spent! If you have any favorite jokes of your own, be sure to share them with us in the comments below. Until next time, keep smiling and keep laughing!
Want a few more chuckles? These CLEAN jokes about dirt (get it?) and jokes about cheese might just do the trick! Hehe.
🗣 Which of these jokes made your kids laugh the most? Have a clean joke you’d like to share? We’d LOVE to hear from you in the comments section below. ⬇️
