Funny Jokes for Valentine’s Day That Will Make Your Special Someone LOL—Guaranteed!
Get ready to LOL this Valentine’s Day with our hilarious collection of funny jokes! Sure to put a smile on your face and give you a chuckle. 😂❤️ #ValentinesDay #FunnyJokes #ValentinesJokes
ST. PAUL, MN – Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, and what better way to celebrate than with some good ol’ fashioned humor? In this blog post, we’ve rounded up a collection of funny jokes that are sure to put a smile on your face and a chuckle in your heart.
Whether you’re spending the day with your sweetheart or flying solo, these jokes are perfect for spreading a little love and laughter. So, grab a cup of your favorite brew, cozy up, and get ready for some Valentine’s Day giggles!
Valentine’s Day Jokes
How do vampires know if they had a successful Valentine’s Day?
If it’s love at first bite.
What did the two rocks pledge at their wedding?
To never take each other for granite.
What did one cat say to the other cat on Valentine’s Day?
“You’re purr-fect.”
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it’s February 14.
Are you the internet?
Because I’m feeling a connection.
How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring!
Why was the ghost sad on Valentine’s Day?
He didn’t have a boo.
What did one oar tell the other oar?
“This is so row-mantic!”
What did the graham cracker say to the marshmallow?
I love you s’more and s’more each day.
Why didn’t the two dogs make serious Valentine’s Day plans?
It was just puppy love.
What did one sheep say to the other?
Ewe complete me.
Who always has a date on Valentine’s Day?
A calendar.
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