Minnesota Humor: These Absurd Knock-Knock Jokes Will Leave You Laughing ‘Til You Cry!
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ST. PAUL, MN — Knock, Knock. Who’s There? Pure Silliness! Buckle up, Minnesota dad joke lovers, because we’re about to dive headfirst into a world of wacky knock-knock humor that’s so ridiculous, it’s downright genius! Whether you’re a fan of classic gags or crave something totally off-the-wall, this collection is packed with unexpected twists and giggle-inducing surprises.
From pun-tastic wordplay to downright absurd setups, these jokes are guaranteed to brighten your day and leave your funny bone thoroughly tickled. So, grab a snack, settle in, and let’s see how many times we can answer “Who’s there?” with something utterly outrageous!
Silly and Wacky Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don’t tell a lot of knock-knock jokes.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Jewel. Jewel who? Jewel know when you open the door.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Pooch. Pooch who? Pooch your coat on, it’s chilly out.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Weed. Weed who? Weed make a cute couple. Let’s go out!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Appeal. Appeal who? Appeal is what you find on a banana.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Catsup. Catsup who? Catsup in a tree, better get a ladder.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Genoa. Genoa who? Genoa good barber? I need a haircut.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Hank. Hank who? Oh, you’re welcome!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little loan, I’m short on cash this month.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby birthday to you!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Shirley. Shirley who? Shirley you must know who I am by now.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub, bathtime is over.
Parting Chuckles: The Fun Never Stops!
And there you have it—proof that knock-knock jokes are the gift that keeps on giving, delivering laughter with every silly “who’s there?” We hope these zany one-liners brought a smile to your face and maybe even inspired you to share a few with your friends (or unsuspecting strangers).
Life’s too short to be serious all the time, so keep the giggles going and check back for more hilarity whenever you need a pick-me-up. Until next time, keep knocking on the door of fun—and don’t forget to laugh at whatever bonkers answer comes back! Tell us your favorite joke in the comments!
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