My Dad Told These Corny Jokes at Our Holiday Party and Now I Can’t Get Them out of My Head!
Dad’s jokes may be cheesy, but they’re now permanently lodged in my brain! Here are the best ones I heard this year. 😂 #Jokes #Humor #Puns #Silly
ST. PAUL, MN – Every family has its quirks, but mine has my dad’s endless collection of corny jokes. This holiday season, he was on fire, tossing punchlines like confetti at our party. Each one was cheesier than the last, and by the end of the night, I found myself laughing harder than I’d ever expected. The worst part? Now, I can’t get those ridiculous jokes out of my head. They’re stuck on a loop, and I’m still chuckling long after the party ended.
Super Corny Jokes
Why can’t hedgehogs just share the hedge?
I made song about tortilla once, now it’s more like a wrap.
Why do frogs like playing baseball? They’re good at catching fly balls.
Did you hear about the spatula’s hot new flame? It met the grill of its dreams.
How did Noah sail his ark at night? Using floodlights.
What did one nut say when it was chasing the other nut? I’m a cashew.
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They’re making headlines.
How do lumberjacks know how many trees they’ve cut down? They keep a log.
What did one nut say when it was chasing the other nut? I’m a cashew.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
Why are sports stadiums so chilly? Too many fans.
Why do scuba divers jump backwards out of the boat? Because if they jumped forward, they’d still be in the boat.
The Gift That Keeps on Giving: Dad’s Corny Jokes
As much as I may groan at my dad’s dad jokes, I can’t help but appreciate how they bring us all together. His silly humor fills our home with warmth and makes every holiday just a little brighter. And even though I’ll never live down the eye rolls, I can’t wait to hear what he comes up with next year. I guess that’s what makes his jokes more than just corny—they’re memories in the making. Have a favorite joke of your own? Share it with us in the comments!
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