The BEST Knock-Knock Jokes Ever—and Some DUMB Ones!

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ST. PAUL, MN — Buckle up, Minnesota comedy lovers, because we’re about to swing open the door to hilarity with the most side-splitting knock-knock jokes you’ve ever heard! Whether you’re a pun enthusiast or just looking to annoy your friends with relentless wit, this lineup is guaranteed to deliver the giggles. From classic zingers to fresh twists, we’ve scoured the depths of humor to bring you a list so good, you’ll be knocking on every door to share it. Let’s dive into the madness and see if you can keep a straight face through these rib-tickling gems!

The BEST Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Barry. Barry who? Barry nice to meet you.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Aida. Aida who? Aida big lunch and now I’m full.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Iona. Iona who? Iona car. Do you?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ash. Ash who? Need a tissue?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more knock-knock jokes?

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Impatient duck. Impatient duck … QUACK!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Barbie. Barbie who? Barbie-cue is my favorite.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub, bathtime is over.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Birds. Birds who? No, but owls do.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and let me in!

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Alison. Alison who? Alison Wonderland.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Shirley. Shirley who? Shirley you must know who I am by now.

Keep Knocking for More Laughs!

And there you have it, folks—the creme de la creme of knock-knock jokes that prove simple setups can pack a hilarious punch! Your funny bone’s been tickled, your laughter quota’s been filled, and now it’s your turn to spread the joy (or chaos) to unsuspecting victims. Don’t let the fun stop here—keep these jokes in your back pocket for the next awkward silence or family gathering.

Who knew a little knock could open up such a big world of laughs? Stay tuned for more comedy gold, because the door to hilarity is always wide open! Share your favorite knock-knock jokes in the comments!

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