10 Hilariously Corny Pastor Jokes That Will Have Your Congregation Rolling in the Aisles!
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BLOOMINGT0N, MN – Looking for a surefire way to lighten up your Sunday service? These 10 hilariously corny pastor jokes are guaranteed to have your congregation laughing out loud!
From divine puns to heavenly punchlines, these jokes are perfect for breaking the ice and bringing a smile to everyone’s face. So, grab your sense of humor and get ready to spread some holy laughter with these faith-filled funnies!
The BEST Pastor Jokes!
What do you call a Bible character who just pulled into church? A parking Lot.
After church one Sunday, a young boy and his grandmother were having a chat about the rising prices of stuff.
“When I was a kid, you could go to the grocery with a dollar and come home with enough food to feed your family for weeks!” the grandma lamented.
“Well, Grandma,” the youngster responds, “we recently learned about it at school, and that’s called inflation.”
“It’s not because of inflation!” exclaimed the granny. “It’s because of all the security cameras they have today!”
Here’s one from our home state of Minnesota. Ole and Lena left Minneapolis and went camping up north. The mosquitoes were so fierce, the couple hid under their blankets to avoid being bitten. Then, Ole saw some lightning bugs.
“We might as well give up,” he sighed. “They’re coming after us with flashlights!”
Why wouldn’t the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go? He was in de-Nile.
A man asks God “How long is a trillion years to you?”
God replies “One second.”
The man then asks “God, how much is a trillion dollars to you?”
God answers “One cent.”
The man then thinks for a few moments and asks “Uh, God, would you please give me a cent?”
God then responds “Sure, my son! Just a second.”
A pastor decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf.
He told his assistant that he wasn’t feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.
He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried is an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.
An angel looked at God and said “What’d you do that for?” God smiled and said “Who’s he going to tell?”
Jesus is in the temple in heaven and he noticed that the roof had a small leak in it.
He asked for three bids to get it fixed.
The first bid was for 25 dollars.
The second was for 100 dollars
The third person bid 50,000 dollars.
Jesus went to the third person and said, “The first guy said, 25 dollars and the second said 100 dollars, so why was yours 50,000?”
The third guy responded, “Well you get 50,000 dollars from your insurance and pay me 24,975 dollars, you keep 25,000 for yourself and I’ll pay that first guy to do it for 25 dollars!”
The Sunday School teacher asks the children to draw Christmas pictures. She goes over to one student and sees he’s drawn a picture of four people on an airplane.
“What is this?” she asked.
“Mary and Joseph and Baby Jesus on a flight to Egypt,” he says.
“Well… who’s the fourth person?”
“That’s Pontius, the pilot.”
Moses is wandering around and he finds the burning bush. He looks closer and sees that while the bush is clearly on fire, it is not burning up. He just can’t believe his eyes, and in his amazement he says: “No way!”
Then, a voice comes from the bush, and says “Yah way!”
After having children, Adam and Eve started getting a lot of questions from their kids about why they no longer lived in Eden. Adam has a simple answer for this: “Your mother ate us out of house and home.”
Wrap Up Your Service with Laughter!
Ending your service on a high note has never been easier. These corny pastor jokes are the perfect way to leave your congregation in good spirits and looking forward to the next sermon.
Remember, a little laughter goes a long way in spreading joy and fostering a sense of community. So, don’t be afraid to share these jokes and watch as your congregation bonds over shared chuckles and groans.
Be sure to share your favorite pastor jokes with us in the comments!
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