These Are Minnesota’s Top 10 Corniest DAD JOKES—Did Your Favorites Make the List?
Get ready to groan and giggle as we reveal Minnesota’s corniest dad jokes that might just crack you up or leave you shaking your head! 🌐 #News #StPaulMN #Minnesota #Humor
ST. PAUL, MN — If there’s one thing Minnesotans love as much as a tater tot hotdish fresh from the oven, it’s a good ol’ dad joke that’s so corny it could grow in a field. From lakefront barbecues to cozy nights by the fire, these groan-worthy one-liners are a staple of Minnesota humor, passed down through generations like a treasured lutefisk recipe.
We’ve scoured the Land of 10,000 Lakes to compile the top 10 corniest dad jokes that capture the state’s quirky spirit. Whether you’re a Minnesotan born and bred or just passing through, prepare for some eye-rolling laughs as we dive into the jokes that make every dad—and honorary dad—proud to call this state home.
Minnesota’s Top 10 Dad Jokes
What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
Shout out to anyone wondering what the opposite of in is.
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.
Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7-8-9.
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
People say I’m condescending. That means I talk down to others.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?”
Why shouldn’t you play hide-and-seek at a hospital? You’ll always be found in the ICU.
What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
Why did the pony eat a cough drop? It was a little horse.
Keep the Corn Coming!
There you have it, folks—the top 10 corniest dad jokes that Minnesota has to offer, guaranteed to spark a chuckle or a sympathetic groan at your next family gathering. These timeless zingers are more than just punchlines; they’re a celebration of the lighthearted, dad-approved humor that brings us together, no matter the season. Did your favorite make the list? Share your own corny classics in the comments or pass these along to keep the laughter flowing. After all, in Minnesota, a good dad joke is as essential as a warm pair of mittens!
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