These Are Missouri’s Top 12 Corniest DAD JOKES—Did Your Favorites Make the List?
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KANSAS CITY, MO — Get ready to roll your eyes and laugh out loud as we dive into the heart of Missouri’s corniest dad jokes, handpicked for their groan-worthy charm. From puns that make you wince to one-liners that sneakily win you over, these 12 jokes are the Show-Me State’s proudest (and cheesiest) contributions to dad humor. Whether you’re a Missouri native or just love a good knee-slapper, this list will have you wondering if your all-time favorite made the cut—let’s find out!
Missouri’s Top 12 Corniest Dad Jokes
I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
A nurse told me, “Sorry for the wait!” I replied, “It’s alright, I’m patient.”
Working in a mirror factory is something I could totally see myself doing.
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.
My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
A termite walks into a bar and says, “So, is the bar tender here?”
Why was the coach yelling at the vending machine? He wanted his quarter back.
Why are barbers always on time? They know a lot of shortcuts.
Why did the spoon quit his job? He was going stir-crazy.
What gift did the dentist get upon retiring? A little plaque.
Did you hear about the guy who deposited his watch at the bank? He wanted to save time.
Keep the Dad Jokes Coming!
There you have it—Missouri’s top 12 corniest dad jokes that prove humor doesn’t need to be fancy to make you smile. Whether these puns had you laughing, groaning, or rushing to share them with your own dad, they’re a testament to the timeless joy of cheesy wordplay. So, did your favorite make the list? Head to the comments to share your own groan-worthy gems and keep Missouri’s dad joke legacy alive!
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