These Are the Dumbest Jokes My Dad Told Me This Year – but They Still Made Me Laugh!
Prepare for eye-rolls, chuckles, and maybe a few groans – these dad jokes are so bad, they’re actually funny! 😂 #Jokes #Humor #DadJokes #Puns
ST. PAUL, MN – I’m pretty sure my dad missed the memo on “cool” humor this year. His jokes are cringe-worthy, groan-inducing, and honestly, kind of embarrassing. But here’s the twist: despite their absolute absurdity, I found myself laughing harder than I probably should have. From corny puns to downright cheesy one-liners, his comedic timing might be questionable, but it’s impossible to stay mad when he’s cracking up too.
Dumb Dad Jokes
Why did the coffee cup file a police report? It got mugged.
Did you hear about the new squirrel diet? It’s just nuts.
What did one wall say to the other? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
How many goats does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but you have to goat them into it.
What kind of scientists avoid the sun? Paleontologists.
What did one cupcake say to the other? You ain’t see muffin yet.
Why did the financial planner quit his job? He was losing interest.
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador.
What is the best present? Broken drums! You can’t beat them.
Did you hear about the guy who decided to hang mirrors for a living? It’s something he could see himself doing.
A Spanish-speaking magician told his audience he was going to vanish on the count of three. He counted, “Uno, dos…” and disappeared without a tres.
A guy walks up to the widow at her husband’s funeral and says, “May I just say one word?” Sure, she replies. “Plethora.” The widow responds, “Thanks. That means a lot.”
Dad’s Jokes: The Gift That Keeps on Giving
Every year, my dad proves that no matter how dumb the joke, the laughter it sparks is worth it. I can’t promise you’ll be in tears from these, but one thing’s for sure: the groans will be just as loud as the chuckles. And honestly, isn’t that what makes dad jokes so much funnier? Have a favorite joke of your own? Share it with us in the comments!
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