These Are the DUMBEST Jokes To Tell Your Family and Friends at Your Next Gathering!
Get ready to make your family cringe and laugh with these hilariously bad jokes! These might be the dumbest jokes… ever! 😂 #Jokes #Humor #DumbJokes #DadJokes
ST. PAUL, MN – Looking to make a scene at your next family gathering? Want to leave everyone cringing, laughing, or maybe both? Well, look no further! My hubby Jack shares a list of the dumbest jokes that are guaranteed to get the biggest eye-rolls and awkward silences at your next dinner party or game night. These are the jokes so bad, they might just be the best thing you’ll tell all night!
Really Dumb Jokes to Tell Your Family and Friends
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.
Why did the train like gum? It was a chew-chew train!
What’s the hottest part of any room? The corner, because it’s always 90 degrees.
My lack of knowledge on Greek literature has always been my Achilles’ elbow.
What is an archeologist’s favorite type of music? Rock.
Why do ducks have tails? To hide their butt-quacks.
How did the pig get to the hogspital? In a hambulance.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
Did you hear about the guy giving away dead batteries? They were free of charge.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? It smells like carrots over here!
What kind of job can you get at a bicycle factory? A spokesperson.
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
Ready to Get the Laughs?
So there you have it—jokes that are so corny, they might just become family legends. Go ahead, make your next gathering unforgettable with one of these groan-worthy gems. Just be ready for a few questionable looks and maybe a few “Dad joke” groans. But hey, what’s a family gathering without a little laughter?
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