These Hilarious Thanksgiving Jokes About Family Will Make You Snort Gravy Out Your Nose!
Dive into the most relatable (and dysfunctional) collection of Thanksgiving family jokes that’ll have you laughing harder than Uncle Bob after his third glass of wine! 🦃 #Humor #Jokes #Family #Thanksgiving
ST. PAUL, MN – We all know Thanksgiving isn’t just about the turkey and pumpkin pie – it’s about surviving another year of Aunt Martha’s political rants, dodging questions about your love life, and watching Dad try to carve the turkey like he’s auditioning for a horror movie.
Whether you’re hiding in the bathroom scrolling through your phone or seeking ammunition for the dinner table, these family-themed Thanksgiving jokes are your secret weapon for turning awkward silences into belly laughs. After all, nothing brings a family together like laughing at each other – er, we mean, with each other.
Thanksgiving Jokes About Family
My mother-in-law sent me two sweaters for Christmas. When I visited her, I made sure to wear one. The first thing she said was “What’s wrong with the other one?”
My wife told me I should be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car and ignored her all day.
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
You know you’re getting older when you ask your kids to speak up, not pipe down.
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he turned 60. Now he’s 97 and we have no idea where he is.
My uncle is so cheap, he won’t even tip his hat.
What did the dad say when his wife told him she was pregnant? “Hi Pregnant, I’m Dad!”
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed – I never knew they worked!
What’s the difference between a mother-in-law and a vulture? The vulture waits until you’re dead to eat your heart out.
My mother is so good at guilt trips, she should work for an airline.
My uncle is like Google – he pretends to know everything.
What do you call an aunt who likes to brag about herself? Aunt-agonistic.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn’t a dad? A faux pa.
My wife asked me why I don’t have any pictures of her in my wallet. I said “Because when I look at my credit cards, I already see you everywhere.”
Kid: “Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?” Dad: “No sun.”
I asked my dad for his best dad joke and he said “You.”
The Last Laugh: Why We Need These Jokes More Than Turkey
Let’s face it – Thanksgiving without humor is like stuffing without sage: bland and disappointing. These jokes aren’t just about getting laughs; they’re your survival guide for making it through another family holiday. Whether you’re the one telling them or the one rolling your eyes, they’re proof that the best family memories often come wrapped in a layer of laughter (and sometimes a little sarcasm).
So before you dive back into that political debate with your conspiracy-theory-loving cousin or face another round of “Why are you still single?” from Grandma, remember: sometimes the best response is a well-timed joke. After all, you can’t argue with your mouth full of laughter – or turkey.
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