Nature and WEATHER JOKES Will Leave You Soaked in Laughter!

Today’s forecast? Endless chuckles! Get ready to weather the storm of giggles with puns so wild they’ll blow you away! 🌐 #News #BloomingtonMN #Minnesota #Humor

BLOOMINGTON, MN — Buckle up, folks, because we’re diving headfirst into a whirlwind of nature and weather jokes that’ll have you laughing harder than a hyena in a hurricane! From sassy storms to cheeky trees, the great outdoors is serving up comedy gold that’s fresher than a spring breeze. Whether you’re a sun-worshipper or a rain-dance enthusiast, these zingers will tickle your funny bone and remind you that even the wildest elements have a sense of humor.

Funny Nature and Weather Jokes

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

What falls, but never needs a bandage? The rain.

What did the dirt say to the rain? If you keep this up, my name will be mud!

Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don’t peel.

Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he had a great fall.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.

I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.

Why don’t mountains ever get cold? They have snowcaps.

What do you call a snowman throwing a tantrum? A meltdown.

Did you hear about the gardener who was excited for spring? She wet her plants.

Why don’t seashells take baths? Because they wash up on the beach.

What’s the stinkiest planet? Poopiter.

The Forecast? Endless Chuckles!

As the clouds part and the laughter settles, it’s clear that nature and weather are the ultimate comedians of our world. These jokes are proof that a little sunshine and a lot of wit can brighten any day—so share them with your friends and keep the good vibes growing like wildflowers! Next time the wind howls or the rain pours, you’ll be armed with punchlines to turn any gloomy moment into a riot of joy. Share your favorite joke in the comments section!

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