Gobble Up the Laughter: Turkey Jokes That Will Have You Laughing All Thanksgiving!
Looking to make your Thanksgiving table the most entertaining one yet? These hilarious turkey jokes are perfect for family and friends! 🦃 #Jokes #Humor #TurkeyJokes #JokesAboutTurkeys
ST. PAUL, MN – Thanksgiving might be about family, food, and football, but let’s face it: no holiday gathering is complete without some laughter! With turkey on everyone’s minds (and plates), why not crack a few turkey-themed jokes to spice up the festivities?
From quirky punchlines to clever one-liners, these turkey jokes will keep everyone entertained – even the picky eaters. Whether you’re waiting for the big meal, dealing with a food coma, or just need a break from family debates, these jokes are guaranteed to add a bit of light-hearted fun to your Thanksgiving table.
The BEST Jokes About Turkeys
What are turkeys most thankful for on Thanksgiving? Vegetarians.
What do you call a turkey with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want; it can’t hear you!
What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
What do you call a smart-alecky butterball? A fresh turkey.
What do you call a silly male turkey’s behavior? Tomfoolery.
When is turkey soup bad for your health? When you’re the turkey.
Why did the turkey refuse dessert? He was stuffed.
Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off.
How can you be naked and dressed at the same time? Ask a turkey.
What kind of weather does a turkey like? Fowl weather!
What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY
What is it called when a turkey fumbles in football? A fowl play.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Gobble Up the Laughs All Season Long!
As you carve into the bird this Thanksgiving, don’t forget to share a few of these hilarious turkey jokes with family and friends. Laughter and good cheer are the best side dishes – and these jokes are sure to be the talk of the dinner table long after the leftovers are packed up. Who knew Thanksgiving could be this funny?
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