Yee-Haw! These Are the BEST Redneck Jokes Ever – Guaranteed To Make You LOL!
Get ready to LOL with the funniest redneck jokes ever—perfect for sharing, snorting, and side-splitting fun! 😂 #Jokes #Humor #RedneckComedy #RedneckJokes
NASHVILLE, TN – Ready to laugh till your sides hurt? Whether you’re sittin’ on the porch with sweet tea or cruisin’ down a dirt road, these redneck jokes are guaranteed to crack you up. My hubby Jack shares the funniest knee-slappers, witty one-liners, and classic redneck humor that’ll bring out your inner comedian faster than you can say, “Hold my beer!” So buckle up, y’all—it’s about to get hilarious!
The BEST Redneck Jokes Ever!
I’m from such a redneck town that we had us a beauty contest here in town a few years back and nobody won.
Our corn crop this year has been pretty slow…we only got 3 or 4 gallons per acre.
The average age of a solider from my redneck town is 57… we get fresh out of high school.
They consider a seven course meal a burger and a six pack where I come from.
Take my redneck neighbor Junior. He went to the dentist to have some wisdom teeth put in, but our dentist changed specialities…now he’s a brain surgeon. That’s cause his drill slipped. Poor Junior!
Yeah things have been a little strange around my town because for the first time ever there was actually a murder in our town. Such a small town this sort of thing never happens. It’s a strange case too, has police baffled. See, they found the poor fellow that was killed in his own home, floating in his bathtub, and the bathtub was full of milk, and cheerios, and cut up bananas. Cops don’t have too many leads, although they suspect a cereal killer!
Yeah our police department has been having a hard time lately. Someone actually broke in to their headquarters and robbed the place. Stole everything…why they even stole the toilets. Now the police don’t have nothing to go on!
Boy, I’m sorry my jokes are so bad. My wife is always telling me how bad my jokes is, and I am sorry. I’m just a little slow. She’s really the brains behind Pa. I might not be the sharpest tool in the shade, but I ain’t dumb… just a little bit ignorant. But I’m proud of myself though. You know I’ve been working on a jigsaw puzzle for about 18 months now, and I just finished it! I am so proud… it only took me 18 months and the box said 3 to 5 years!
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work!
How do you hide money from my redneck neighbor? Place it under a soap dish.
My redneck neighbor finally went to a psychiatrist. The doctor said “you’re crazy.” My redneck neighbor said, “I want a second opinion.” The shrink said, “ok, you’re ugly too!”
My redneck neighbor finally got married. On their honeymoon they were nearing Birmingham, Alabama and he put his hand on her knee. She started to giggle and said, “you can go further if you want to.” So he drove up to Decatur.
Why did my redneck neighbor freeze to death? Because he went to the drive-in movie to see “Closed For The Winter”.
Redneck Jokes to Brighten Your Day!
There’s nothing like a good redneck joke to brighten your day and get the whole crew laughing. Whether you’re sharing these with friends or keeping them handy for a quick chuckle, these jokes are the perfect way to spread some joy. Don’t forget to pass the fun along—because everyone needs a little extra laughter in their life! Have a favorite joke of your own? Share it with us in the comments!
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