The BEST Airplane Jokes and Airport Puns! Prepare For Take-Off And Lift Your Spirits
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ST. PAUL, MN – Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for a turbulence-free journey into the world of aviation humor! Whether you’re a frequent flyer or just an occasional traveler, our collection of side-splitting airplane jokes and clever airport puns is guaranteed to lift your spirits higher than cruising altitude.
From witty one-liners to groan-worthy wordplay, we’ve scoured the skies to bring you the crème de la crème of air travel comedy. Be sure to get to the bottom of the article because my hilarious hubby Jack shares his favorite Minnesota dad joke about flying.
Speaking of Jack, if you ever happen to step onto a plane and see my frequent-flier husband sitting there, please don’t yell out “Hi, Jack!” Things will NOT go well for you! Hehe. Ok, on to the airplane jokes and puns…

😂 Airplane Jokes And Airport Puns
My friend invented an invisible plane, I can’t see it taking off though.
What did the football player say to the flight attendant? Put me in coach.
I would tell you my airplane joke… but it would just go over your head.

Who invented the first airplane that wouldn’t fly? The Wrong Brothers.
Where does a mountain climber keep his plane? In a cliff-hangar.
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What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

Traveling on a flying carpet is a rugged experience.
A man walks up to the counter at the airport. “Can I help you?” asks the agent. “I want a roundtrip ticket,” says the man. “Where to?” asks the agent. “Right back to here,” he replies.
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How often does an airplane with Delta crash? Only once.

What has a nose and flies, but can’t smell? An airplane!
Don’t expect to eat something fancy when you’re flying because it’s plane food.
Where are the Great Plains located? At the great airports.
Why did the airplane get sent to his room? Bad altitude.
What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet? A plane in the neck.
The airlines have become so cash-strapped, they charged me for my emotional baggage.
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I asked a flight attendant to change my seat because of a crying baby next to me. It turns out you can’t do that if the baby is yours.
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Did you hear about the pilot who always had work? He was great at landing a job.

I decided to leave work an hour early today. The flight attendants started freaking out when I grabbed my parachute, though.
During his air test a young pilot flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colors.
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The cost of the space program is astronomical.

🚁 A Minnesotan Named Ole Goes Flying
Ok, guys, as promised… this is my hubby Jack’s favorite dad joke about flying. Hehe.
Here in Winona, Minnesota, our neighbor Ole went to a flight school insisting that he wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct him by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter. He took Ole out, showed him how to start it and gave him the basics, and sent Ole on his way.
After he climbed 1000 feet, Ole radioed in. “I’m doing great! I love it! The view is so beautiful, and I’m starting to get the hang of this.”
After 2000 feet, he radioed again, saying how easy it was to fly. The instructor watched Ole climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that Ole hadn’t radioed in.
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A few minutes later, he watched in horror as Ole crashed about half a mile away. He ran over and pulled him from the wreckage.
When he asked what happened, Ole said, “I don’t know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold. I can barely remember anything after I turned off the big fan!”

😂 Laughter Is The Best Carry-On!
We hope this flight of fancy has brightened your day and given you some new material to share at the gate or during your next in-flight conversation. Remember, laughter is the best carry-on, and these jokes are always free to take with you wherever you go.
So the next time you’re stuck in a long security line or facing a delay, just think back to these airborne antics and let your worries fly away. Safe travels and happy landings!
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