Hilariously Wholesome Jokes About Nudity And Clean Jokes About Being Naked
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WINONA, MN – They say laughter is the best medicine, and what could be funnier than some good old-fashioned nudity humor? Now, we’re not talking about anything raunchy or NSFW here – just some clean and corny dad jokes that poke a little fun at the naked human form in all its silly glory.
Whether it’s the embarrassment of an accidental towel slip or the freedom of a nudist retreat, there’s something inherently amusing about baring it all. So come on, take it all off (metaphorically, of course) and let’s have a laugh together with these silly nudity jokes that are clean enough for co-workers or dinner with grandma.
The BEST Clean Jokes About Nudity and Being Naked
”It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,” said Ole as he stepped out of the shower. “Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?” Lena replied, “Probably that I married you for your money.”
What’s the difference between a peeping tom and somebody getting out of a bath? One is rude and nosy, the other is nude and rosy.
A naked man fears no pickpocket.
The marriage ceremony was being held at the nudist colony. The minister asked the bride, “Do you take this man? The bride-to-be said, “Well, if I had a choice, there’s a guy in the second row…”
A harp is a nude piano.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach? Bear Naked.
The other day I came across a pin from the American Association For Nude Recreation, extolling the virtues of nudism. I just want to know, where would a nudist put such a pin?
Nudist Resort sign in Minnesota: Sorry, Clothed for Winter.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach? Because he has sesame seed buns.
A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one more year!
Always swim in the ocean nude. Sharks hate to peel their food.
Ole is pretty frugal. When he wanted to save money redecorating his house, he walked around naked for a few days, and his neighbors all chipped in for new curtains.
Senior Citizen Nude Beach ahead. Watch for Golden Oldies.
Headline: A hole has been found in the fence at the Nudist Resort, police are looking into it.
Six Good Reasons To Go To Work Naked
- Your boss is always yelling, “I wanna see your butt in here by 8:00 AM!”
- Inventive way to finally meet that hunk in Human Resources.
- “I’d love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants.”
- To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.
- Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
- No one steals your chair.
Conclusion: Jokes About Nudity
Well folks, that concludes our silly sojourn into the world of clean nudity humor. From awkward nudist resport encounters to cheeky word play, we’ve covered the spectrum of wacky jokes about being in the buff.
Of course, in reality, deciding to bare it all is a very personal choice that we fully respect. I mean, c’mon our cheese-loving neighbors in Wisconsin have nude biking in downtown Madison, after all. We believe every body is beautiful and everyone should only do what they’re comfortable with. But there’s no denying the human body also has the potential to be quite funny and silly sometimes, as these jokes illustrate. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go put some pants on.
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