Beyhive Buzz: A Hive-Approved Collection Off The BEST Jokes About Beyoncé
Get ready to laugh like a Queen with these Bey-approved jokes that’ll have you buzzing with joy, just like her new album, “Cowboy Carter”! 🐝😂 #BeyonceJokes #BeyhiveHumor #QueenBeyLaughs
Winona, Minnesota – Get ready to embrace your inner Beyhive member and let loose with some Queen Bey-approved humor! From clever puns to lighthearted quips, these Beyoncé jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face and a beat to your step. As we celebrate the release of her groundbreaking new album, “Cowboy Carter,” let’s dive into the joy and creativity that Beyoncé consistently delivers. Whether you’re a die-hard fan or simply appreciate a good laugh, this collection of jokes is a celebration of the iconic artist who has captured the hearts of millions.
The Best Jokes About Beyonce
What did Beyonce say to the boy who lost his balloon?
If you liked it then you shoulda put a string on it.
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?
Feyonce.
What do you call Beyonce if she is pregnant with twins?
Beytwice.
I told my girlfriend that I had a crush on Beyonce!
“Whatever floats your boat.”
I replied “No that’s Buoyancy!”
How does Beyonce stay cool during concert?
She stands near her fans.
What is Beyonce’s favorite letter?
o o O o o o o o o o o O
Beyonce is pregnant.
But it’s not Jay-Z’s. It’s Destiny’s Child.
Equal pay for women is not where it needs to be.
Whatever Beyonce is making, I want that.
Jay-Z is Unable to Locate His Mobile Phone.
He says “Beyonce, have you seen my phone anywhere?”
She says “Did you try call it?”
He says “Yeah but it’s on silent.”
She says “If you like it then you should have put a ring on it.”
How does Beyonce describe her political beliefs?
“To the left, to the left.”
Beyonce was hungry. What did she say to girl who stole her chips?
“…You ate all my pringles lady, all my pringles lady.”
Conclusion
As we wrap up this hive-approved collection of Beyoncé jokes, it’s clear that humor and admiration go hand in hand when it comes to Queen Bey. These puns and witty one-liners serve as a testament to the joy and inspiration she brings to her fans, especially with the release of her latest musical masterpiece, “Cowboy Carter.” So, the next time you find yourself in need of a good laugh or a quick pick-me-up, just remember: Beyoncé is always there to make you feel ***Flawless.
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🗣 Which Beyonce joke made you LOL? Have a funny you want to share? We’d LOVE to hear from you in the comments section below. ⬇️
