Taylor Swift Jokes: Swiftie Approved Jokes That Will Make You LOL
Need a laugh? Check out these Taylor Swift jokes that are sure to have Swifties and comedy fans alike rolling with laughter! 😂🎤 #TaylorSwift #TaylorSwiftJokes #JokesForSwifties
Minneapolis, Minnesota – Hey Swifties and humor lovers! Get ready to giggle and shake off your worries because we’ve rounded up a collection of Taylor Swift jokes that are guaranteed to make you LOL.
You know we’re sitting in our offices in Winona, Minnesota, grooving to Taylor Swift’s new album, The Tortured Poets Department (released on April 19, 2024), and we thought now would be a good time to share some Taylor Swift funnies with Swifties everywhere!
Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just in it for a good laugh, these Swiftie-approved punchlines are the perfect pick-me-up. So, grab your favorite Taylor album, cozy up, and let’s dive into some hilarious Swiftie humor that’s bound to have you in stitches.
Oh, and don’t miss our hilarious Football Funnies – the Best Jokes about the Super Bowl! And if you still need more star power, check out these Beyhive-approved Jokes about Beyonce.
These are the BEST Taylor Swift Jokes
What did the Swiftie name their roomba?
Taylor Swiffer!
If Taylor Swift fans are called Swifties, what do we call Carrie Underwood’s fans?
Undies.
What is Taylor Swift’s computer password?
IKnewYouWereTroubleWhenYouLoggedIn
What do you call a person who is really fast at altering clothes?
Tailor Swift.
Why didn’t the vampire bite Taylor Swift?
Because she had bad blood.
What do you call Taylor Swift in an elevator?
Taylor Lift!
What do you call a song after Taylor Swift sings it at karaoke night?
Taylor’s Version!
Where does Taylor Swift keep all her favorite songs?
On a Taylist!
What do you call Taylor Swift in a boat?
Taylor Adrift!
Did you hear about the fan who just bought Taylor Swift’s hair comb on Ebay?
It’s his closest brush with fame.
What do you call a Swiftie who turns into a werewolf?
Taylor Shapeshift!
How come Taylor Swift isn’t called Taylor Slow?
Because she and Ed Sheeran love to Run!
Who is Taylor Swift’s favorite character in the book she’s reading?
Probably the Anti-Hero!
What did Taylor Swift say when she walked into a demolished house?
I knew you were rubble when I walked in!
What do you call a Swiftie’s Christmas present?
Taylor Gift!
How does Taylor Swift dry her umbrella?
She shakes it off, shakes it off!
