Funny Christian Humor: The Best Bible Story Jokes To Tickle Your Funny Bone
Discover the lighter side of the Good Book with our roundup of the funniest Bible story jokes. Perfect for sharing with friends and family! 😂🙏 #FunnyChristianHumor #BibleStoryJokes #Jokes
Holy hilarity! Get ready to laugh your way through the scriptures with our collection of the most side-splitting Bible story jokes around. From the Garden of Eden to the shores of Galilee, we’ve gathered a hilarious array of quips and puns that are sure to bring a smile to the face of any believer. Whether you’re a lifelong churchgoer or just appreciate a good clean joke, these holy humor gems will have you chuckling in your pews.
Funny Christian Humor: Bible Story Jokes
What did God say after He created Adam? “I can do better than that.” And so, He created woman.
What kind of plants didn’t Noah want on the ark? Leeks.
How did the apostles get to Pentecost? Honda! They were all in one Accord.
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? Noah – he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? David. He rocked Goliath to sleep.
The Sunday School teacher asks the children to draw Christmas pictures. She goes over to one student and sees he’s drawn a picture of four people on an airplane.
“What is this?” she asked.
“Mary and Joseph and Baby Jesus on a flight to Egypt,” he says.
“Well… who’s the fourth person?”
“That’s Pontius, the pilot.”
How long did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was Abel.
Where was Solomon’s temple located? On the side of his head.
Who was the shortest person in the Bible? It is believed to be Bildad the Shuhite (shoe height). The next shortest was Knee-high-miah!
Moses is wandering around and he finds the burning bush. He looks closer and sees that while the bush is clearly on fire, it is not burning up. He just can’t believe his eyes, and in his amazement he says “No way!”
Then, a voice comes from the bush, and says “Yah way!”
Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? Pharaoh’s daughter — she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little profit.
When was Joseph mentioned playing tennis? When he served in Pharaoh’s court.
What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? Ruth-less.
Who was the first drug addict in the Bible? Nebuchadnezzar — he was on grass for seven years. (Daniel 4:23- 33)
Conclusion
Well, there you have it – a delightful selection of Bible story jokes that prove laughter is indeed a gift from God. Remember, even in the midst of life’s challenges and trials, a good sense of humor can be a powerful tool for spreading joy and brightening someone’s day.
So go forth, share these jokes with your loved ones, and may your laughter echo through the heavens! Looking for more funnies? Check out: Funny and Clean Christian Jokes for All Ages You Can Tell in Church!
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