These Are The Best JOKES ABOUT JULY To Make You Laugh All Month Long!
Ready to laugh through the heat? Check out our hottest July jokes that will make your summer sizzle with giggles! 😂 #JulyJokes #Jokes #Humor
EDEN PRAIRIE, MN – July is here, and so is the heat! But don’t let the scorching sun get you down. We’ve gathered the funniest jokes about July to keep you cool and laughing all month long.
Whether you’re lounging by the pool, grilling in the backyard, or just trying to escape the heat, these jokes will bring a smile to your face. So grab a cold drink, find some shade, and get ready to giggle!
The BEST Jokes About July
What did August say when June claimed that today is the last day of the month? Don’t July to me!
What do you say when your friend says it’s June 31st? July’d.
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What treat do dads like having in July? POPsicles.
I have never understood why people abbreviate July as Jul. I mean seriously, y?
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Why didn’t summer have any friends? Because she wasn’t cool enough!
Why did the robot go on summer vacation? He needed to recharge his batteries.
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for his lousy summer.
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Is there a 4th of July in the UK? Yeah… right after the 3rd of July.
What’s the Difference Between February 14th and July 4th? There isn’t any, at least to me, because they’re both Independence Day.
How do Americans spend the 4th of July weekend? Stuck in traffic.
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Why the 4th of July? J is the 1st, U is the 2nd, L is the 3rd, Y is the 4th.
How do pandas stay cool in July? They use bear conditioning.
This is ridiculous. It’s July 6th and people are still setting off fireworks. One almost caught our Christmas decorations on fire.
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I just asked my dad what his favorite part about being a teacher is. He responded with June, July, and August.
In an attempt to boost morale, my office threw a ‘Christmas in July’ event today. I got to talking to my coworker from Beijing and asked him, “Why don’t Chinese kids believe in Santa Claus?” He confided in me: “Because they make the toys.”
Who changes the season when Summer is over? No one, it happens Autumnatically.
A Good Laugh is Always in Season!
We hope these July jokes brought some extra sunshine to your day! Whether you’re celebrating Independence Day, enjoying summer vacation, or just soaking up the summer vibes, a good laugh is always in season.
Keep these jokes handy and share them with friends and family to spread the joy. Happy July, and remember to stay cool and keep laughing!
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