The BEST Picnic Jokes Ever! From Picnic Basket To Punchline Everyone Will LOL!
🌞🧺 Get ready to LOL with our roundup of the most hilarious picnic jokes – perfect for sharing at your next outdoor gathering! 😂🥪 #PicnicJokes #JokesAboutPicnics #Humor
MAPLE GROVE, MN – Get ready to spread out the blanket, unpack the basket, and enjoy a healthy dose of laughter with our collection of the funniest picnic jokes around. Whether you’re planning a casual outing with friends or a family gathering in the great outdoors, these jokes are sure to add an extra layer of fun to your picnic experience.
😂 The BEST Jokes About Picnics
The wife chewed out her husband at the company picnic awhile back.
“Doesn’t it embarrass you that people have seen you go up to the buffet table five times?”
“Not a bit,” the husband replied. “I just tell them I’m filling up the plate for you!”
What did the bacon say to the tomato?
Lettuce get together.
When do you go at red and stop at green?
When you’re eating a watermelon.
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What did the mama Llama say to the baby llama as they prepared for a picnic?
Alpaca lunch!
What happens when you make an egg laugh?
It cracks up.
Did you see the movie about the hot dog at a picnic?
It was an Oscar Wiener.
What’s the difference between a philosophy major and a picnic table?
A picnic table can support a family.
Did you hear about the picnic without beverages?
It was soda pressing.
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What did the zombies eat at the picnic?
Barbara Q.
What was Yogi Bear looking for in the picnic basket?
Just the bear necessitles.
What kind of car does Yogi Bear drive?
A Furrari.
Why did the prune go to the picnic with a tomato?
Because he couldn’t find a date.
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What do you give the cannibal that’s late for the picnic?
The cold shoulder.
Who comes to picnics but are never invited?
Ants.
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Wok in the park!
Winnie-the-Pooh is on a Picnic with Christopher Robin, Piglet and Eeyore. Christopher Robin says “Pooh, you haven’t touched any food yet. What gives?”
Pooh: “I’m stuffed”
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Mommy, daddy and little lion are having a picnic. As soon as they’ve taken seat on their blanket, little lion wants to start eating. “Hold on,” says daddy lion.
“We first need to prey.”
I asked my Minnesota friend: “Did you have a good Summer?
He replied: “Yes indeed, we had a great picnic that afternoon!”
😂 Conclusion
As you pack up your picnic basket and head home after a day filled with good food, great company, and plenty of laughter, remember to keep these jokes handy for your next outdoor adventure. After all, a picnic without a few good puns is like a sandwich without the filling – it just doesn’t feel complete.
So, go ahead and share these jokes with your loved ones, and watch as your picnic becomes an unforgettable celebration of humor and happiness.
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