Theses Jokes About The Olympics Will Make You LOL! Win A Gold Medal Humor In 2024!
đ Get ready to go for the gold in laughter with our collection of the best jokes about the Olympics! Just in time for Olympic Games Paris 2024! đ #JokesAboutTheOlympics #OlympicsJokes #Humor
ST. PAUL, MN – The Olympics are a time of incredible athleticism, national pride, and intense competition. But amidst the sweat, tears, and glory, there’s always room for a good laugh. We’ve scoured the internet to bring you some of the most hilarious Olympics jokes that are sure to tickle your funny bone and add a touch of levity to the games.
Be sure to read to the end of this article because I’ll share my goofy hubby Jack’s favorite joke about the Olympics. It actually made me laugh out loud! Hehe. Warning for folks in Minnesota: it features Sven, Ole and Lena!
đ The BEST Jokes About The Olympics
What do athletes do with a camera? Take Olympics.
Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics? She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.
A gymnast walks into a bar⌠He gets a two-point deduction and ruins his chances of a medal.
I tried to win the gold with curling to no avail, so I switched to ice skating⌠go figure.
Did you see that gymnast from North Korea in the Olympics? She didnât win gold but her execution was flawless.
Why is it so hot in a stadium after the Olympic games are over? Because all the fans have left!
Which Olympic sport generates the most conversation? Discus.
It’s so amazing how you have to stay on track and jump so many hurdles to get to the Olympics.
What is the best part of an Olympic boxerâs joke? The punch line.
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Why is Judas afraid of coming second in the Olympics? The last time he got silver, one of his friends ended up being really cross.
What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer? Pool-ups.
What is the only reason Donald Trump is watching the Paris Olympics? So he can determine how high Mexican pole vaulters can jump.
The figure skaters were seeking new partners, so they held an ice-breaker.
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? A bat.
I just competed in the suntanning olympics⌠but I only got bronze.
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Whatâs the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics? Prontosaurus.
What did the archer say when she nearly got shot at the archery contest? Wow, that was an arrow escape!
What kind of phone does an Olympic Gymnast use? A flip phone!
Whatâs the fastest bug at the Olympics? The quicket.
Why did the spotted cat get disqualified from the Olympics? It was a cheetah.
Why couldnât the athlete listen to music? Because she broke the record!
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How do fireflies start a race? âOn your mark. Get set. Glow!â
Why canât tomatoes win races against lettuce at the Summer Games? Because the lettuce are always a head, and the tomatoes are always trying to ketchup!
Why couldnât the bike finish the Olympic race? It was two-tired.
Why couldnât the dog run in the marathon? Because he wasnât a part of the human race!
China won bronze in gymnastics at the Sydney 2000 Olympics but was stripped of the medal after it was revealed that Dong Fangxiao was under the minimum age of 16. And they would have gotten away with it if it werenât for those medalling kids.
Why were the swimming elephants thrown out of the Olympics? Because they couldnât keep their trunks up!
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Why did the golfer have an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
What did the hot dog say when it won a gold medal? Hot dog, Iâm a wiener!
What is a bananaâs favorite gymnastics move? The splits!
Why did the Easter Bunny join the Olympics? Because he heard that first place gets 24 carrots.
đ My Hubby Jack’s Favorite Olympics Joke
Sven, Ole and Lena were three friends from Minnesota, visiting Paris for the 2024 Summer Olympics. They had heard that the guards at the Olympic Village were pretty dumb and will let anyone in if you pretend you’re an athlete. Sven, Ole and Lena loved the idea of getting to visit the Olympic Village so they decided to give it a try.
So Sven walks up, carrying a long fence post. When asked by the guards, he said he was a pole vaulter. He was let past.
Ole picked up a manhole cover from the street and shouted out to the guard, âDiscus!â. He was also let in.
However, Lena was stopped when the guard caught her with a bundle of chicken wire. She claimed to be in the Olympics for fencing.
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đ Humor is a Universal Language
Whether you’re a die-hard Olympics fan or just enjoy a good chuckle, these jokes prove that humor is a universal language.
So, as we celebrate the incredible feats of athletes from around the world, let’s not forget to appreciate the lighter side of the games. After all, a little laughter goes a long way in bringing people together and making the Olympics an unforgettable experience for everyone.
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