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These Hilarious Mosquito Jokes Will Have You Scratching Your Head And LOLing!

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Scratch and Laugh at Jokes About Mosquitoes!

EDEN PRAIRIE, MN – Summer is here, and you know what that means – the return of our least favorite buzzing buddies, mosquitos! But don’t let these pesky insects get you down.

We’ve got a collection of the funniest mosquito jokes to keep you laughing through the itch. Whether you’re swatting away these bloodsuckers or just need a giggle, these jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face. So grab some bug spray and get ready for a laugh!

Be sure to read to the end of this post for our favorite Minnesota mosquito joke featuring Ole and Lena! Hehe.

Funny little kid standing in front of drawings of mosquitoes

The BEST Mosquito Jokes

I was going to make a mosquito joke, but they suck!

Why can’t a mosquito stand on his feet? Because they dont have mosquiTOES.

What do you call an Italian mosquito? Malario.

What do mosquitoes and relatives have in common? They both share your blood.

The BEST Mosquito Jokes

A mosquito was trying to land on my arm. I shook it and said: “Not on my watch.”

The inventor of mosquito repellent likely did not know where to begin. I guess he would have to start from scratch.

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How do you measure a mosquito’s harddrive? With bug bytes.

What did the baby mosquito say after his first flight? “Mama, mama! Did you see that? Everyone was clapping for me!”

The BEST Mosquito Jokes

Why are mosquitos religious? They prey on you!

Why was the mosquito sad on Christmas? It was a bah hum bug.

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What is a mosquitos worst fear? The S.W.A.T Team.

What flies, bites, and talks in code? A morse-quito!

The BEST Mosquito Jokes

I saw a mosquito in the kitchen. I could have killed it, but I let it fly away. That’s probably going to come back to bite me later.

What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly? You can’t zip your mosquito!

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A mosquito asks for a date: “I’d like to take you out to suck blood on someones leg” She says “I don’t know, I feel like I’m going out on a limb here.”

What has antlers and sucks blood? A moose-quito!

The BEST Mosquito Jokes

I went to a mosquito themed restaurant. It wasn’t very good, though. After a few bites I got up and left.

What do you call a mosquito’s pet rabbit? A bug’s bunny.

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What do you call the worlds tallest mosquito? Himalarya.

Once I told a joke about mosquitos, it was malarious.

The BEST Mosquito Jokes

A mosquito can fly, but a fly cannot mosquito.

What is a mosquito’s favorite sport? Skin-diving!

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist? To improve his bite!

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Funny man spraying bug spray at mosquitoes

Our Favorite Minnesota Mosquito Joke

Ole and Lena left Minneapolis and went camping up north. The mosquitoes were so fierce, the couple hid under their blankets to avoid being bitten. Then, Ole saw some lightning bugs.

“We might as well give up,” he sighed. “They’re coming after us with flashlights!”

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Laughter is the Best Repellent!

There you have it, folks – a swat team of jokes to keep those mosquito blues away! Next time you’re scratching a bite, remember these laughs and share them with your friends.

After all, laughter is the best repellent! So, keep smiling and stay itch-free. Got any mosquito jokes of your own? Share them in the comments – let’s keep the fun buzzing!

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