Fabulous LOLs: These Are The BEST Gay Jokes, LGBTQ+ Jokes And Pride Jokes!
It’s a rainbow of LOLs! Grab your feather boa, put on your best sparkly outfit, and let’s dive into the wonderful world of LGBTQ+ jokes!
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Get ready to embrace your inner rainbow and let loose with some laughter! We’ve scoured the comedy world to bring you the most hilarious, witty, and downright fabulous gay jokes, LGBTQ+ jokes, and pride jokes out there.
Whether you’re part of the community or an ally looking to add some colorful humor to your repertoire, these jokes are guaranteed to put a smile on your face and a spring in your step. So, grab your feather boa, put on your best sparkly outfit, and let’s dive into the wonderful world of LGBTQ+ comedy! Be sure to read to the end of this article for our favorite gay joke!
Editor’s note: We think everyone should be able to travel the world in a way that feels true to who they are. We love sharing ideas and tips for LGBTQ+ travelers. Our goal is simple: write articles that focus on welcoming places in the Midwest, spark excitement for travel, and show pride in being yourself. Of course, in this post we just wanted to make you smile!
The BEST Gay Jokes, LGBTQ+ Jokes and Pride Jokes
What is gay pride? A group of homosexual lions.
I keep asking folks what LGBTQ+ stands for… but so far no one has ever given me a straight answer!
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Did you hear about the man who walked into an LGBTQ+ Center, walked up the front desk and introduced himself by saying: “Hello, I identify as a chocolate bar! Can I join?” The receptionist was immediately disgusted and she said, “Sir, this is disgraceful – you’re mocking our community. We’re going to have to ask you to leave!” He said, “You can’t call me ‘sir’ – I use her/she pronouns.”
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay? Because they can only mandate.
I had sort of a strange experience at a Pride Festival one year. I saw a lesbian, a gay man, a bisexual and a transgender person all standing in line for a concert. I guess you call that an LGBT-queue.
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What do you call a homosexual dentist? A Tooth fairy.
Did you know the Bible says being gay is fine, as long as you’re high? In Leviticus 20:13 it says: “A man who lies with another man should be stoned.”
What do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll up.
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Being a child of homosexual parents must be a chore. Either you’ll suffer through the double amount of dad jokes or you’ll end up in an infinite circle of “Go ask your mom”!
What do you call a gay boxer? Fruit Punch!
Why did the non-binary prospector move out to California? There was gold in them/their hills.
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What do you call a gay insect with wings? A fruit fly!
What do lesbians bring to the second date? Moving vans.
What do you call a gay cowboy? A Jolly Rancher.
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I asked my non-binary friend if they could help me with my computer problems. They had zero input.
What do you call a bouncer in a gay bar? Flame thrower.
What did the lesbian vampire say to her girlfriend? “See you next month”!
Our Favorite LGBTQ+ Joke
After years of regular meetings at a local Minnesota bar, one of a trio of friends stunned his companions by announcing that he was really a woman trapped in a man’s body and had finally decided to have a sex-change operation.
Months later, she reappeared at the old haunt and greeted her friends. Both men congratulated her on her appearance and began questioning her about the most painful aspect of the grueling operation.
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“Lopping off your thingie must have been the worst part,” one said, wincing.
“Ummm,” she pondered. “No, not really.”
“Cutting off your family jewels, then,” decided the other.
“No,” she said. “That was bad, but not the worst.”
“What was worse than that?”
“Getting my salary cut in half.”
Keep Spreading the Rainbow-Infused Cheer!
Well, there you have it, folks! We hope these gay jokes, LGBTQ+ jokes, and pride jokes have tickled your funny bone and brought some extra color and joy to your day. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, and it’s even better when it’s shared with a fabulous community that celebrates love, diversity, and acceptance.
So, keep spreading the rainbow-infused cheer, and never forget to embrace your authentic self. Until next time, keep laughing, keep loving, and keep being your amazing, quirky, and wonderful self!
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