Hilarious Mother’s Day Jokes To Make Your Mom Laugh Out Loud!
Get ready to crack up your mom with these hilarious Mother’s Day jokes! Check out the best jokes to share with the special woman in your life. đ#MothersDay #MomJokes #LaughterIsTheBestGift
Winona, MN – Mother’s Day is a special occasion to celebrate the incredible women who have shaped our lives with their love, care, and endless support. While heartfelt cards and thoughtful gifts are always appreciated, sometimes the best way to show your love is by making mom laugh. In this blog post, we’ve compiled some of the funniest Mother’s Day jokes that are sure to bring a smile to your mom’s face and brighten her day.
The BEST Mother’s Day Jokes and Jokes About Moms
Mom’s recipe for iced coffee: 1. Have kids. 2. Make coffee. 3. Forget you made coffee. 4. Drink it cold.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long!
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereâs Pop-corn?
Where do baby Transformers come from? Opti-Mom Prime.
Have you heard the urban legend about what happens when you scream âMomâ three times in the shower? A nice lady appears with the towel you forgot.
Motherhood has shown me that you donât need fun to have alcohol.
Silence is golden. Unless you have kids. Then silence is suspicious.
There’s nothing quite like being told I’m wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
How do you keep little cows quiet, so their mommy can sleep late? Use the moooooote button.
Knock, knock. Whoâs there? Omelet? Omelet who? Omelet Mommy sleep in today.
Why did the bean children give their mom a sweater? She was chili.
When you finally have time for a girls’ night and realize your entire wardrobe went out of style in 2003.
What do moms want for Mother’s Day? Replacement silverware.
Nothing is lost until mom can’t find it.
Motherhood taught me just how far I can let myself go and still be okay with it.
Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth with Oreos.
What did the tree tell her son before a big game? Iâm rooting for you.
Knock, knock. Whoâs there? Adore. Adore who? Adore you, Mommy!
Who do flowers celebrate on Motherâs Day? Their chrysanthemums.
What did the panda give his mommy? A bear hug.
Knock, knock. Whoâs there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana give you a kiss for Motherâs Day!
Dad, do you know the difference between a pack of cookies and a pack of elephants? No? Then itâs a good thing Mom does the grocery shopping!
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can’t drive anywhere.
I want to be a Pinterest mom, but I’m more of an Amazon Prime mom.
You know youâre a mom when you understand why Mama Bearâs porridge was too cold.
Roses are red, violets are blue. My momâs jokes are funnier than you.
What are the three quickest ways to spread a rumor? The internet, telephone, and telling your mom.
Knock, knock. Whoâs there? Justin! Justin who? Justin time to say Happy Motherâs Day!
What kind of flowers are best for Motherâs Day? Mums.
That feeling when your kid threatens not to talk to you for the rest of the day.
What sweets do astronaut moms like? Mars bars.
It’s sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner and then you realize you are the mom.
Ever heard of a job that requires no experience, gives no training, pays nothing and you canât quit? Thatâs motherhood. Oh, and peopleâs lives are on the line.
Everything you do is so mom point.
Why was the mother firefly so happy? Because her children were all so bright.
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby. Evidently that doesn’t work if the baby is yours.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook.
What did the mommy spider say to the Baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
Why did the Motherâs Day gift arrive the day after Motherâs Day? It was choco-LATE.
Why is a computer so smart? It listens to its motherboard.
Donât wake up Mom! There are at least seven species that eat their young. Your mom may be one of them.
Whatâs the fastest land mammal? A toddler whoâs been asked whatâs in their mouth.
What did the mother rope say to her child? Donât be knotty.
What kind of candy do moms love for Motherâs Day? Her-sheâs Kisses.
Knock, knock. Whoâs there? Llama. Llama who? Llama Llama, I love my mama!
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
Showering as a mom should be an Olympic sport: Everyoneâs yelling your name, you have to beat the clock, and you rarely win a medal.
What did the digital clock say to its mother? âLook, Ma! No hands!”
I don’t want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.
At my age Iâm no longer a snack; Iâm a Happy Meal. I come with toys and kids.
Motherhood: Because going to the bathroom in private is over-rated.
When are lotuses, tulips and roses red? When your garden is on fire.
“It’s spicy!” is Universal Mom Code for: “I don’t want to share.”
My kids asked me what it was like to be a mom. So, I woke them up at 3 a.m. demanding to know where my lucky sock was.
Conclusion
Whether you’re writing these jokes in a card, sharing them over a family dinner, or simply sending them via text, these Mother’s Day jokes are guaranteed to make your mom chuckle. Remember, the best gift you can give your mom is the gift of laughter and the knowledge that she’s loved and appreciated every day of the year. Happy Mother’s Day to all the amazing moms out there! Need more funnies? Don’t miss these Swiftie-approved Jokes About Taylor Swift or the Best Dad Jokes of 2024.
đŁ Which of these Mother’s Day Jokes made you LOL? Have a joke about motherhood you’d like to share? We’d LOVE to hear from you in the comments section below. âŹď¸
